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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #720 on: August 13, 2010, 09:58:16 am »
lol D: D:
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #721 on: August 13, 2010, 12:46:41 pm »
Quote from: crooked on August 13, 2010, 12:49:56 am
Father to son on 12th August :P : Let me see your Report Card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents. ::) :P
LOL... Nice.  :D :D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #722 on: August 14, 2010, 05:39:32 pm »
The Jigsaw Puzzle...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then ..........." he sighs, "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #723 on: August 14, 2010, 05:48:15 pm »
Jokes

    Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received
    his plate, he started eating right away.

    "Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him.

    "I don't have to," the little boy replied.

    "Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we say a prayer before eating at our house."

    "That's at our house," Logan explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."

    --------------------------------

    The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.

    "You need to make sure this dog runs around," the doctor said.

    "Try playing a game of fetch with him."

    "I can't play fetch with my dog," the blonde said. "Why not?" the doctor asked.

    "Because," she replied, "He can't throw."

    -------------------------------

    A recent survey was conducted to discover why blondes get out of bed in the middle of the night:

    - 5% said it was to get a glass of water.

    - 12% said it was to go to the toilet.

    - 83% said it was to go home.

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #724 on: August 15, 2010, 12:12:51 pm »
gosh.........nyssshh  ;D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #725 on: August 17, 2010, 02:12:54 pm »
Quote from: DrEvil on August 14, 2010, 05:48:15 pm
    Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received
    his plate, he started eating right away.

    "Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him.

    "I don't have to," the little boy replied.

    "Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we say a prayer before eating at our house."

    "That's at our house," Logan explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."

LOL XD
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #726 on: August 17, 2010, 02:25:20 pm »
read this

MUST READ:

this poem ws nominatd by UN as d Best Poem of 2008 writn by an african kid..

wen i born ,i black.
...wen i grow up,i black.
wen i go in d sun, I black.
wen i cold,i black.
wen i scared,i black.
wen i sick,i black.
wen i die,i stil black
n u white felow;
wen u born, u pink.
wen u grow up,u white.
wen u out in sun,u red.
wen u cold,u blue.
wen u scared,u yelow.
wen u sick,u green.
wen u die,u gray
n u cal me colored?
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #727 on: August 17, 2010, 02:26:59 pm »
What is diff bet'n TRUTH & LIE

"Truth" is a Debit card -
Pay first and enjoy later.

..."Lie" is a Credit card -
enjoy first and pay later.
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #728 on: August 17, 2010, 02:27:21 pm »
New Examination Patttern in India (Revised):
General Students: Answer All questions
OBC: Write Any One question
SC: Only read questions
ST: Thanks for coming.
...Cheers to Reservation
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #729 on: August 17, 2010, 02:27:59 pm »
Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp. Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light. Shakspeare used 2 study in street light. Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ke yeh sab Din Mein Kya Karte the?
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #730 on: August 17, 2010, 02:33:06 pm »
Quote from: master_key on August 17, 2010, 02:25:20 pm
this poem ws nominatd by UN as d Best Poem of 2008 writn by an african kid..

wen i born ,i black.
...wen i grow up,i black.
wen i go in d sun, I black.
wen i cold,i black.
wen i scared,i black.
wen i sick,i black.
wen i die,i stil black
n u white felow;
wen u born, u pink.
wen u grow up,u white.
wen u out in sun,u red.
wen u cold,u blue.
wen u scared,u yelow.
wen u sick,u green.
wen u die,u gray
n u cal me colored?

Hahaha awww this is so... unique. I love it!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #731 on: August 19, 2010, 10:50:52 am »
MR. BEAN (WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL)

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr.Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #732 on: August 19, 2010, 12:42:54 pm »
Quote from: theonlyone on August 19, 2010, 10:50:52 am
MR. BEAN (WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL)

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr.Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
ye maine post kar diya tha? hahahaha

pretty late! :P
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #733 on: August 19, 2010, 01:04:34 pm »
Woman in a book store: do u hav book called ''Women-The perfect intelligence" ?

Sales boy: "The comic department is on the other side-!":)...
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #734 on: August 19, 2010, 01:06:57 pm »
Santa-"i saw u walking on a street u looked so perfect u'r face u'r eyes u'r hair I felt like singing a song"

Girlfriend-"oh how sweet which song"

santa- "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT."
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