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Master_Key:
here is another joke if u know hindi then u would understan.

Chichora was crying,Father came n askd him d reasn:Beta y r u cryin ? Tel me i m ur friend my son

Chichora Beta:Yaar kya batau maine horlicks thori zyada mang li aur teri wali mujhe marne lag gayi...

Master_Key:
thiss one is 4 all

LOGIC QUESTIONS.

1.Wen will a horse hve 6 legs ?
2.Wen does monday cum b4 sunday?
3.Where do u find a lot of cities but not a single house ?
...4.How can u double ur money ?

THINK BEFORE U SEE ANS

AMAZING ANSWERS.

1.Wen sum1 rides d horse.
2.In a dictionary.
3.In a map.
4.Show it in front of mirror. gudmrng.

Master_Key:
After doing mistakeAlways listen to your parents..they give u sound advise...
99 percent sound nd 1 percent advise :P

Master_Key:
Paddy buys two Goldfish and names them 1 and 2. Mick asks "Why did you name them 1 and 2?" Paddy replies "Well if 1 dies I still have 2 left!" :P :P :P

***exam***:

--- Quote from: master_key on July 29, 2010, 02:47:13 pm ---After doing mistakeAlways listen to your parents..they give u sound advise...
99 percent sound nd 1 percent advise :P

--- End quote ---

true 1 :P

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