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DrEvil:
A blind man enters a women's bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.
In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude. Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
nid404:
Haha......nice ones... :D
maybeitwastheneighbors:
--- Quote from: DrEvil on July 24, 2010, 02:25:19 pm ---A blind man enters a women's bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.
In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude. Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
--- End quote ---
poor guy. he is very dead
The Golden Girl =D:
--- Quote from: DrEvil on July 24, 2010, 02:05:21 pm ---The positive thinking poem.
* Little birdy in the sky,
* You look up and it shits in your eye.
* You don't mind and you don't cry,
* You just thank God that cows don't fly.
--- End quote ---
that deserves a LOL ..hehe :D :D :D
nid404:
1)A Sunday School teacher was watching her class as they drew. She asked one little girl what she was drawing. The little girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without looking up, the little girl replied, "They will in a minute."
2) Glossary of Computer Terms
Obsolete - Your present computer.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen.
Keyboard - A device used for generating computer errors.
Mouse - Device with similar function to keyboard but lacking the sophistication.
Floppy - How your wallet looks after you buy a computer.
Disk Crash - An event occurring when you have a deadline to meet.
Megabytes - What you do to your nails when you are in the disk crash situation.
Bits - What your computer becomes when you throw it out of the window in frustration.
System Update - A quick method of making your computer crash!
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