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Master_Key:
okay as gg said i m sharing one more stuff, sry to do it in the same topic but i dont think it would b worth creating a new topic 4 this.
NEWTON'S LAW OF STUDIES
A BOOK CONTINUES IN ITS POSITION OF REST OR EATING DUST UNTIL AND UNLESS MID-TERM OR FINAL EXAMS ARE ON!
hope u like it!
Master_Key:
master_key's left and right hand rule
keep ur finger and thumb as flemings left and right hand rule. all lefty write with their left hand but after the above position they would prefer to write with their right hand but they will make any1 else write 4 them.
same 4 righties
nid404:
;D ;D
1.Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
3. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray,
"Take only one. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
4. What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest means of communication in the world.
Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?
(Tell her not to tell anyone )
$tyli$h Executive:
--- Quote from: ~(Ahana)~ on July 23, 2010, 12:39:07 pm ---Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. A little girl was softly sobbing.
"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to prick my finger till it bleeds," said the girl.
When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.
The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."
--- End quote ---
LOL! ;D
Don't worry boy. ::)
Arthur Bon Zavi:
good jokes and a humerous poem..........
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