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nid404:
--- Quote from: Kheper on July 19, 2010, 05:32:24 pm ---Nice. I shall be a dog now. Woof Woof. :D
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Just come back soon :)
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked...,
..."I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled. :P
nid404:
Dan got a frantic call from his blond girlfriend.
"I've got a problem," she said.
"What's the matter?" he asked.
"Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together, and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?"
"A big rooster."
"All right, " Dan said. "I'll come over and take a look."
The woman led Dan into her kitchen and showed him the puzzle on the table.
"For Pete's sake Buffy," he exclaimed after he saw it. "Put the Corn Flakes back in the box!"
nid404:
Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. A little girl was softly sobbing.
"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to prick my finger till it bleeds," said the girl.
When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.
The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."
Heart Hacker:
haha lol :D
DrEvil:
--- Quote from: ~(Ahana)~ on July 23, 2010, 12:39:07 pm ---Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. A little girl was softly sobbing.
"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to prick my finger till it bleeds," said the girl.
When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.
The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."
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HAHAHAHAHA!! :D :D :D
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