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$tyli$h Executive:
+rep nid. :D
nid404:
lol thanks :P :D
Pulling Faces
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, she said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
--- Quote from: ~Xena~ on July 19, 2010, 05:17:40 pm ---lol thanks :P :D
Pulling Faces
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, she said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
--- End quote ---
lol.
nid404:
Why it’s nice to be a dog…
No one expects you to take a bath every day.
Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter. ::)
When it’s raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired.
If it itches, you can reach it.
And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in
public.
*ahem* :P
You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you’re insensitive.
If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.
You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger’s lap :P
Having big feet is considered an asset.
If you gain weight, it’s someone else’s fault.
No one tells you to wipe your nose because it’s wet.
No matter where you live, you own the place.
Your mate never complains because you whine.
Puppy love can last.
;D
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
--- Quote from: ~Xena~ on July 19, 2010, 05:30:39 pm ---
You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger’s lap :P
--- End quote ---
Nice. I shall be a dog now. Woof Woof. :D
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