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The Golden Girl =D:
anytime :)
Freaked12:
Pope wore German replica football shirt as Argentina lost 4-0 in World Cup
Google goes gay
Was King Tut's penis too small?
Reporter discovers the shocking truth behind Acai Berry!
England players now say they feared for their lives when playing with an unpredictable football
Tigger Woods to be taken to 'the cleaners' in divorce battle
Taliban offensive routs NATO into Tora Bora retreat
FBI search for the 11th Russian spy as U.S. President Barack Obama loses his wireless internet connection
Bill Clinton angers America, leaves cave
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
--- Quote from: Arsenal<3 on July 10, 2010, 02:32:18 pm ---Pope wore German replica football shirt as Argentina lost 4-0 in World Cup
Google goes gay
Was King Tut's penis too small?
Reporter discovers the shocking truth behind Acai Berry!
England players now say they feared for their lives when playing with an unpredictable football
Tigger Woods to be taken to 'the cleaners' in divorce battle
Taliban offensive routs NATO into Tora Bora retreat
FBI search for the 11th Russian spy as U.S. President Barack Obama loses his wireless internet connection
Bill Clinton angers America, leaves cave
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Looooooooool!!!! :D :D Thanks for reviving the thread arsenal. ;D +rep. :P
nid404:
--- Quote from: Kheper on July 10, 2010, 02:34:21 pm ---+rep. :P
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Love game begins ::)
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Mental Patient at a Baseball Game
An institution for the mentally ill arranged for its patients to attend a baseball game. The director spent days training the patients to obey his commands, so there wouldn't be any trouble.
The day of the game was bright and sunny and the group arrived just before the first pitch. When it was time for the National Anthem, the director yelled, "Up, nuts!" and the patients immediately rose. When the National Anthem was over, the director yelled, "Down, nuts!" and the inmates sat. The game proceeded and the patients were well-behaved. When the home team made a good play, the director yelled, "Clap, nuts!" and the patients applauded just like normal fans.
Things were going so well that the director left his seat to go get a hot dog and a beer. But when he came back, there was water everywhere.
The director finally located his assistant and demanded, "What happened?" "Everything was fine," the assistant said, "until some guy came over and yelled, 'Peanuts'!"
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