General Chat NEW! The Student Forums Chatroom > Funnies
Clean jokes thread!!!
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
--- Quote from: ~Xena~ on July 04, 2010, 07:37:13 am ---How does that matter to you? :D
--- End quote ---
Ohkay.
Heart Hacker:
--- Quote from: ~Xena~ on July 04, 2010, 06:45:02 am ---Princess Xena is here :D
Marriage Counseling
A husband and wife are having major problems after 15 years of marriage, so they go to a counselor.
The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife launches into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her very passionately. The woman shuts up and stares at him quietly in a daze.
The counselor then turns to the husband and says, "Your wife is lonely. This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but Tuesdays I play poker, Thursdays I go bowling, and Fridays I go sailing. Do you work Saturdays?"
Men ::)
--- End quote ---
:D
not the lamest joke ...but the man is lamer than lame -.-
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
--- Quote from: h3art-hack3r on July 04, 2010, 10:24:40 am --- :D
not the lamest joke ...but the man is lamer than lame -.-
--- End quote ---
His wife must be -_-
Heart Hacker:
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at door, A lady opened it.
Before she could speak, the salesman rushed into the living room & emptied a bag of cow sh*t on the carpet
Salesman: Madam, if Im unable to clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner in next 10 sec, i'll EAT all this sh**t
Lady: Do U need Chilli Sauce with that sh*t ?
Salesman:why?
Lady: Because there's no electricity in the house
=========================================
LOL
=========================================
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
:D :D Nice one. :D
I feel bad that I read several thousands of them... :-\
Navigation
[0] Message Index
[#] Next page
[*] Previous page
Go to full version