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Heart Hacker:
kratos and dodi .
Thanks for making me laugh all day ..hahahaha
dodi23:
nytime ;)
Two airplane mechanics named Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do. After work Bob and Tim usally have a drink on their way home, so Bob says to Tim, “I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel.” Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. Next morning Bob calls Tim and says, “How are you feeling?” Tim says he's fine, never felt better. Bob asks, “Do you have a hangover?” Tim says no. Then Tim says, “Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover.” Then Bob says, “Well, there is one side effect, Tim. Have you farted yet?” Tim says, “No, why?”Bob says, “I'm calling you from Detroit!”
dodi23:
A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital.
"How's the food there?" asks the hooker. "Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"
dodi23:
What's the difference between, "Ooooh," and "Ahhhh?" About three inches. ;D ;D
dodi23:
What's brown and black and blue all over?
A brunette telling too many blonde jokes! :D
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