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iluvme:
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled, 'It really works!'

EMO123:
Teacher asked students :- what do you get to learn from Rab Ne Banadi Jodi
one student :- agar hum mehnat kare to shadi-shuda ladki bhi patt sakti hai !!!
 ;)

Master_Key:
Prem bhagwan ki lila hai!!

wah wah
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Prem bhagwan ki lila hai

main karu to sala Character Dheela hai!

EMO123:

--- Quote from: Master_Key on May 16, 2011, 07:38:55 am ---Prem bhagwan ki lila hai!!

wah wah
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Prem bhagwan ki lila hai

main karu to sala Character Dheela hai!

--- End quote ---
yeh suna hua hai mere bhai

EMO123:
Teacher:-Galti Karne Pe mafi mange use kya kehte hai?

Student:-Samajdar

Teacher:-Galti na karne ke bawajood mafi mange use kya kehte hai?

Student:-Boyfriend
 ;) :D ;) :D

Teacher:-On making a mistake if anybody says sorry then what do we say them?

Student:-Understanding person

Teacher:-Without making any mistake if anybody says sorry than what do we say them?

Student:-Boy Friend
 ;) :D ;) :D

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