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TimmY73:
--- Quote from: Amelia on January 11, 2011, 03:56:35 pm ---"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse."
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awesome
Amelia:
John Lennon imagined a world filled with peace and love. Martin Luther King dreamt of a world free from racial discrimination and oppression. The guy who invented the Frisbee, dreamt of a world where people would throw a fat, circular object at each other in order to pass the time. He succeeded. :o ::)
Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death! :D
Amelia:
Classic Example for students of different age grps:
1st to 3rd std- Hey! I studied everythng 4 exam..
4th to 6th std - That ques. was very hard so I left only that quesn.....
...
7th to 10th std - read only imp. questns.
11th std - I think 4 chapters r enuf to get pass.
12th std - kal exam kaunsa hai yaar.
nd in college - oh sh*t! Aaj exam tha?? kisi ne bataya kyon nhi!! :P
Dedicated to all rocking students..!! :D :)See More
:D
- Master_Key.
Crooked:
--- Quote from: Amelia on February 03, 2011, 11:57:15 am ---John Lennon imagined a world filled with peace and love. Martin Luther King dreamt of a world free from racial discrimination and oppression. The guy who invented the Frisbee, dreamt of a world where people would throw a fat, circular object at each other in order to pass the time. He succeeded. :o ::)
Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death! :D
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Hahaha, nice ! :D
Amelia:
^ thanks. :P
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