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Arthur Bon Zavi:
Santa aur Jeeto ghumne gaye, raste me ek gadha ghaas khata mila,

Jeeto boli- O G Tumhara rishtadaar ghaas kha raha hain, Namaste karo.

Santa- Namaste sasur ji..

Amelia:

--- Quote from: Ancestor on November 01, 2010, 01:18:30 pm ---After Death santa goes 2 heaven,
God:Bol kya chaiye?
Santa:Muje sonni kuddi dila do
God: Dila dunga,
Agr tu Muslim hai to KATRINA KAIF,
Agar Baniya hai to YANA GUPTA,
Aur Agar Punjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR
Bol tera naam kya hai.??"
Santa:"Mohammad Santa Singh Agrawal"

--- End quote ---

Waow! ab use thino larkiya milengi.. hahaha..

Simply Hilarious.. all of them!! :D  :D

Aadeez || Zafar:
toh phir

SauD~:
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!” ;)

Amelia:
Wow, that was nice  :)

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