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Arthur Bon Zavi:
After Death santa goes 2 heaven,
God:Bol kya chaiye?
Santa:Muje sonni kuddi dila do
God: Dila dunga,
Agr tu Muslim hai to KATRINA KAIF,
Agar Baniya hai to YANA GUPTA,
Aur Agar Punjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR
Bol tera naam kya hai.??"
Santa:"Mohammad Santa Singh Agrawal"

Arthur Bon Zavi:
 Ek Sardar k ghar Mehmaan aaey hue the
Sardar: Thanda peoge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.
Sardar: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi
Sardar: Bottle me ya glass me.
Mehman: glass me
Sardar: simple glass me ya design wale.
Mehman: design wale.
Sardar: line wale ya flower wale.
Mehman: flower wale.
Sardar: chameli ke flower wale ya rose k flower wale.
Mehman: rose ke.
Sardar: sorry yaar, aisa glass to hamare paas nahi hai!

Master_Key:

--- Quote from: Ancestor on November 01, 2010, 01:18:30 pm ---After Death santa goes 2 heaven,
God:Bol kya chaiye?
Santa:Muje sonni kuddi dila do
God: Dila dunga,
Agr tu Muslim hai to KATRINA KAIF,
Agar Baniya hai to YANA GUPTA,
Aur Agar Punjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR
Bol tera naam kya hai.??"
Santa:"Mohammad Santa Singh Agrawal"

--- End quote ---
Great.

Arthur Bon Zavi:
Techr 2 Santa: Ur son is a fool. C his report.
Eng-6
Math-7
Sci-4
Sst-8
TOTAL-25
Santa:Total me to kamaal hi kar diya. Is subjct ki to tution b ni rkhi thi..!

Arthur Bon Zavi:
Santa: Ye kaisa khana banaya hai tumne "bilkul gobar jaisa"?

Jeeto: Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez Taste kar rakhi hai!

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