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Master_Key:
nw u r offline.  :(

Master_Key:
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Student: BA

Professor:For sodium? Student: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?

Student: BANANA :P

Master_Key:
KID'S DAD JOIND FACEBOOK.....KID'S STATUS UPDATE.........WTF

DAD ASKED WAT IS WTF ??

KID SAID ....WELCOME TO Facebook

Amelia:
Lolzzz. :D

Bade hokar kiya banoge?

Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.

Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.

Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.

(Some1 translate this in english, m in hurry :P)

SauD~:
Hahaha.....
When u grow what u doing???

Teacher.. When u grow what u will do??
student.. Yes Marriage

Teacher.... I mean, what will u become..
student.. Groom

Teacher... Ohh What i mean is, what will u gain.
student.. Bride...

(koi is ko urdu mai tarjuma ka do mai galdi mai hoon :P)

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