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SauD~:
--- Quote from: Ari Ben Canaan on October 21, 2010, 03:07:46 pm ---Our lovey dovey prince could have simply written his request on a piece of paper and explained the whole curse thingy.
Fairy tales, I tell you.... ufff ::)
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Nice idea..... :D :D
iluvme:
A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.
How? The other beggar asked.
First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.
I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-,
And enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The Taj manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.
I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.
A wonderful example of financial management indeed
Arthur Bon Zavi:
--- Quote from: iluvme on October 22, 2010, 12:40:44 pm ---A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.
How? The other beggar asked.
First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.
I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-,
And enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The Taj manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.
I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.
A wonderful example of financial management indeed
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Waah Waah TAJ! :D
--- Quote from: SauD73 on October 21, 2010, 10:39:54 pm ---Nice idea..... :D :D
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Everyone is not like our unique lion!
Master_Key:
Teacher "who is the greatest man lived on face of earth" and if any one replies this correctly...$20 is the rewards..
The US Kid says..Obama...wrong ...Brit says St. Peters...wrong..
Banta says.."Jesus Christ"....teacher hails Banta and gives him $20,
The brit kid asks Banta...you are a sikh...why dint you say "waheguru"...
Banta says..."woh to mujhe dil main maloom tha...but business is business"...:)...ok
White Eagle:
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says, "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West longitude."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below says, "You must be a manager."
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."
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