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Master_Key:
MY
brave chilhood history....
i kicked LOIN face...
i pulled TIGERS tail..
i
broke CHEETAHS leg..
.i threw ELEPHANTthen...........
SHOP OWNER THREW me
OUt...
Amelia:
LOL!! :D :D
New version of 3 idiots!
Jab question ppr. ho out of control,
Answer sheet ko karke fold...
Answer sheet ko karke fold..
Aeroplane banakar bol..
III WILLLL FAILLLL
Student kiya jaane uski result ka kiya hoga?
Marks milegi ya zero par tie hoga
koi na jaane apne marks ka kiya hoga
Toh gf guma, paisa ura
paisa ura ke bolll
Daddy
All Izzz Welll!!!
The Golden Girl =D:
What is the difference between America And the flash Memory
---> the B !!
. USB and USA
I know Lame -__- A dude in my class said it .
White Eagle:
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
White Eagle:
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."
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