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Master_Key:
Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki..
" Dekho aaj ke bachche ko...bado ko jawab dete hai...."
Sanskar u know....;)
Amelia:
--- Quote from: master_key on October 18, 2010, 01:26:57 pm ---Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki..
" Dekho aaj ke bachche ko...bado ko jawab dete hai...."
Sanskar u know....;)
--- End quote ---
Wah! kiya sanskar hai! :D
Height of Hope!
History ka Exam 2min baad hain. Hall main betkar apne haat main pen pakar kar hope karna, "Dude, no worries. Exam postpone ho jayega!" ;D
Height of emotions
Its a heck of a busy morning. You gotta go somewhere. You can't find your car keys. And all of a sudden, your mother-in law falls from the top floor, through a window and crashes on top of your car.
You feel every possible emotion. I guess. ??? :D
Amelia:
--- Quote from: SauD73 on October 18, 2010, 11:55:28 am ---I didn't get first one ???....explain :-[
--- End quote ---
"There were two guys in the Army. One day one of the guys gets a letter from his mother and after reading it becomes very sad. His friend (the other guy) asked him what was wrong. The first guy responded by handing him the letter. So the second guy reads that his friends mother had written that the first guy's girlfriend was in bed with arthritis. "Well" The friend said to the first guy... "That's not so bad..." The first guy turns to him and says "Yea, That's what you think. I know those Ritous boys and Art is the worst one!"
Lol. The boy aint depressed abt. da fact that she's suffering from arthritis. They think a girl being obsessed about how to improve guys or make them righteous is a more terrible disease!
C'mon, we guls aint so bad, are we? ;)
Master_Key:
Style of break up :
Macho bought a gift for his Girlfriend.....
GF : What the hell wud I do with this rocket ?
Macho : U wanted stars na ?
Now sit on it and GET LOST....:P
Master_Key:
Bihari edition of " Johny Johny, Yes Papa.. "
Ramu Ramu..Ka Bapu..?
Panwa khaiyo...? Na Bapu...
Jhut bolwa..? Na Bapu...
Muh kholiyo...? Khwakhh thoooo...
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