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Amelia:
I'll do dat! ;D
Here's another one.
Conversation between Bill Gates and Laloo of Bihari
Gates: Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
Laloo: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates: At home have u installed Windows?
Laloo: I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.
Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.
Gates(Sweating): Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.
Gates: By the year 2010 India should export computer chips.
Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips.
Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.
Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Laloo: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P..
Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo: I have exhausted all my leave.
Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.
Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting. Please wait............."
SauD~:
Nice one lemme have one::::
There were 5 people on plane:George Bush, Obama , Bill gates son , Osama biladen and pilot.......
The plane was abt to crash and there were 4 parachouts...The pilot took one and jump off..
George bush said "I have to save the country Us" and jump with another.
Then Obama said" I'm the only one who could defeat bush"and he also took one and jump off
now only one left Osama said to bill gates son that i'm old u got a life to live.....
Then the son said u take this one and i'll come with the other one....
Osama said how is that possible...???
Son told that george bush took his backpack and jump off. ;)
Amelia:
lol! :D
Amelia:
There were two guys in the Army. One day one of the guys gets a letter from his mother and after reading it becomes very sad. His friend (the other guy) asked him what was wrong. The first guy responded by handing him the letter. So the second guy reads that his friends mother had written that the first guy's girlfriend was in bed with arthritis. "Well" The friend said to the first guy... "That's not so bad..." The first guy turns to him and says "Yea, That's what you think. I know those Ritous boys and Art is the worst one!"
:D :D
Q. If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and you are an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom....What are you WHILE you are in the bathroom?
A. EUROPEAN... of course! ;D
SauD~:
I didn't get first one ???....explain :-[
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