*trumpets blowing random royal song, fireworks appear, a choir of angels flutter from behind...*
ME THE RIGHTFUL QUEEN OF RANDOMEIA!!
"i have returned to my loyal subjects by way of the Very Talkative Myna Bird... whom i will reward generously... to rid randomeia of the evil ari ben canaan!! AND ALTHOUGH THE RANDOMEIANS ARE FICKLE SUBJECTS, I FIND THAT I QUITE LIKE THAT!!" *randomeians fickle ari ben to death*
"and i will, with the power vested in me, hold court for the infidel, Ari Ben's corpse."
*randomeians cry and make me kiss their babies*
"and ALSO with the power vested in me i will make NID MY RIGHT HAND IN THE RULING OF THE NOBLE LAND OF RANDOMEIA!!"
(thats 50 50)