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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #90 on: May 28, 2010, 03:12:40 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on May 28, 2010, 03:08:26 am

Nature calls? You had to give the flowers some water?


LOL Shoshou.  :D

Yeah, I'm thinking of starting an out-of-the-way business.  :D

Quote from: lord kratos on May 28, 2010, 03:09:59 am
Sorry, if my lungs are gone then how will I breath? ???
Ooh, so U two will provide me resuscitation huh? ::) :P

We cannot take your breath, that's why we're taking the lungs. Corpses do not breathe.  :P Looks like the brain is gone.

Resuscitation?

Hehe, nope. My brain is still with me.  ;D
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #91 on: May 28, 2010, 03:14:09 am »
Holy sh*t!!!!

Two female killers with brain huh? ::)

Rare sight.... rare sight!!! ::) :P :P
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #92 on: May 28, 2010, 03:16:12 am »
You better run dude.  :P

Or Alpha and I will track your place and get our business started.  8)
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #93 on: May 28, 2010, 03:18:04 am »
Sorry  ;D

But I've got FBI's as my bodyguards!!! :P
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #94 on: May 28, 2010, 03:19:23 am »
Quote from: lord kratos on May 28, 2010, 03:14:09 am
Holy sh*t!!!!

Two female killers with brain huh? ::)

Rare sight.... rare sight!!! ::) :P :P

Oh yea. We forgot your eyes.  :P

Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on May 28, 2010, 03:16:12 am
You better run dude.  :P

Or Alpha and I will track your place and get our business started.  8)

His feet? Let's give Eve a second chance and try to be merciful. Spare you the feet Kratos.  :P

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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #95 on: May 28, 2010, 03:20:15 am »
Quote from: lord kratos on May 28, 2010, 03:18:04 am
Sorry  ;D

But I've got FBI's as my bodyguards!!! :P

HAHAHAHAHA! That made me laugh. You think we will enter from the front door?

We will use our cat powers  :P

looooooooooooooooooooool YES HIS EYES! hahahaha. Gosh we will be so good in this.  :P
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #96 on: May 28, 2010, 03:21:00 am »
Quote from: lord kratos on May 28, 2010, 03:18:04 am
Sorry  ;D

But I've got FBI's as my bodyguards!!! :P

What will they guard if you have no body left?  :P :P

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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #97 on: May 28, 2010, 03:21:47 am »
Quote from: ~Alpha on May 28, 2010, 03:21:00 am
What will they guard if you have no body left?  :P :P



They will guard "Nobody".  :P
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #98 on: May 28, 2010, 03:24:23 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on May 28, 2010, 03:20:15 am
HAHAHAHAHA! That made me laugh. You think we will enter from the front door?

We will use our cat powers  :P

looooooooooooooooooooool YES HIS EYES! hahahaha. Gosh we will be so good in this.  :P

Sorry but please describe me abt the cat powers!!! ::) :P
What does it include? ::)
Cause I am Lord Kratos, u know...... The man who defeated Zeus..... Not some cat that goes "meow meow"!!! :P ::)
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #99 on: May 28, 2010, 03:26:33 am »
Quote from: lord kratos on May 28, 2010, 03:24:23 am
Sorry but please describe me abt the cat powers!!! ::) :P
What does it include? ::)
Cause I am Lord Kratos, u know...... The man who defeated Zeus..... Not some cat that goes "meow meow"!!! :P ::)

hahahaha watch Batman and you will understand.  :P :P
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #100 on: May 28, 2010, 03:27:10 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on May 28, 2010, 03:21:47 am
They will guard "Nobody".  :P

 :D I will work as an FBI guard then.

Quote from: lord kratos on May 28, 2010, 03:24:23 am
Sorry but please describe me abt the cat powers!!! ::) :P
What does it include? ::)
Cause I am Lord Kratos, u know...... The man who defeated Zeus..... Not some cat that goes "meow meow"!!! :P ::)

Seriously, your brain is out of your body boy. She's talking about OUR cat powers.  :P
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #101 on: May 28, 2010, 03:28:59 am »
hahahahaha...gosh! I have been laughing all this time. I think I will end up laughing in my pure math exam remembering all of those jokes.  :P
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #102 on: May 28, 2010, 03:30:56 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on May 28, 2010, 03:26:33 am
hahahaha watch Batman and you will understand.  :P :P

and What does that cat power inlcude? Seducing FBI agents?  :P (joke)
and striking with cat paws? :P

Sorry, But please play the GOD of War game and u will know....... I aint afraid of pussy cat dolls :P I tear body and flesh of enemies apart with my sword.....It is fun.... Especially tearing young girls' soft flesh!!! :P
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #103 on: May 28, 2010, 03:33:07 am »
Quote from: lord kratos on May 28, 2010, 03:30:56 am

 Especially tearing young girls' soft flesh!!! :P

Who said I am a girl? I am a man just disguised. I am all buff and stuff.

Kratos..be honest, what is your weight and height lil boy? *pats on head*
 :P :P
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Re: How Girls Turn Guys Off!
« Reply #104 on: May 28, 2010, 03:35:24 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on May 28, 2010, 03:33:07 am
Who said I am a girl? I am a man just disguised. I am all buff and stuff.

Kratos..be honest, what is your weight and height lil boy? *pats on head*
 :P :P


 :D :D After we've removed the parts, he won't weigh much.

I hope you've revised. Kratos will invade your Maths.
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