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How Girls Turn Guys Off!
Q80BOY:
Guys, don't use these pick up lines .. ever! :P
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
Nobody:
nice..q80boy!
[Like] Facebook style!
nid404:
Hahaha....lol :P
Nobody:
--- Quote from: nid404 on May 19, 2010, 11:14:46 am ---Hahaha....lol :P
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have you ever used these lines..? or ever going to use these ....? ::)
nid404:
--- Quote from: Nobody on May 19, 2010, 11:25:42 am ---have you ever used these lines..? or ever going to use these ....? ::)
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Actions speak louder than words .....you know what I mean?? :P :P
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