A sailor and a priest were playing golf.
The sailor took his first shot missed and said, “sh*t, I missed.”
Surprised, the priest replied, “Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you.”
The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, “sh*t, I missed again.”
The priest overheard and replied, “My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you.” The sailor sweared that he would not use that word again. Then he took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, “Oh sh*t”
The priest said, “That's it god will certainly punish you.” Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down from the sky and killed the priest. From the sky, a deep voice is heard saying, “sh*t, I Missed!!!!”.
