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« Reply #165 on: May 13, 2010, 11:42:33 am »
hahahaha Kratos!!! PWNAGE!! :P 

You messed with the wrong person Kratos.

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« Reply #166 on: May 13, 2010, 12:17:23 pm »
Kratos, yes, I really doubt you're a lord. Your statements give the impression that you are a slave who has got to stay in a luxurious hotel for a night. :P :P

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« Reply #167 on: May 13, 2010, 12:21:41 pm »
Kratos, yes, I really doubt you're a lord. Your statements give the impression that you are a slave who has got to stay in a luxurious hotel for a night. :P :P

The wise often making cutting remarks and are adroit enough to pack a large enough punch in one or two sentences.

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« Reply #168 on: May 13, 2010, 12:37:13 pm »
Only the wise stand by quietly and let the foolish ramble on about their greatness.




Which is why you never see Roxy.Converse posting in this topic :)
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« Reply #169 on: May 13, 2010, 01:05:12 pm »
This is nothing wise, or deep:

LOL

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« Reply #170 on: May 13, 2010, 02:08:23 pm »
Oracle: "Umbodened by the God of War, Kratos's army was ruthless...all that mattered was conquest in the name of Kratos. Their great leader who had become near invincible. He feared nothing."

before ares:
Kratos: The monster you created has returned... to kill you!

while killing ares, the old god of war:

"Ares: "That night, I was trying to make you the greatest warrior!"

Kratos : "You succeeded" (lunges sword straight into Ares thorax) "UhGGHH!!!"  :P"

(See what I look like in my sig and wet urself u mortals  :P)

*sigh-humans never learn do they*
All  of u mortals there, u think u can beat me by ganging up 7 to 1 ? dream on baby ...... :P
u cowards only dare to talk against me when I am not here ,huh?u backstabbers, r u that scared of me? :-[
U guys talk about wisdom ,huh? That does not matter to me because I have already broken the limits of human wisdom.

U think U mortals can understand who i am  ::) ::)?HaHaHAA. U guys have succeeded in making ME laugh.
Now its,time for a lesson, I will let u know who I am and THE PATH that I have travelled.

I rose from the position of a mere Spartan Captian to the throne of THE GOD OF WAR (thats right, u puny mortals, before thinking of fighting ME, show me that u can even do 20 push ups first. :))
Even when I was a mere human ,I feared nothing(thats right ,im of scared of NOTHING ,not NOBODY.so MR. NOBODY, change ur name to NOTHING  :P)
I feel  no care for any life form.If they dare to speak against me i just tear their flesh and bones apart.
The only ones who I loved were my wife and children , whom I killed myself and thus became THE GHOST OF SPARTA.

I have walked down the path of darkness.I started as a human and strived along my path for my vengeance. I became a god after I killed, Ares the old god of war. After that I destroyed all of the gods of Mt. Olympia including Zeus, the king of gods because they lied to me.
I was invincible and after killing Zeus (which included destruction of both Human and Gods worlds apart)
I fullfilled my vengeance and my life's quest.So I killed myself and was in Hades's underworld till I was revived.
(did u wet ur pants yet? :P)
I have started my quest of conquering the world and here I am to conquer to conquer this forum.

Note:Want to know more about me huh?duh!,then check me out at wikipedia. ;) (woo woo this internet thing is pretty cool but these humans just keep writing nonsense things like lolz ,imfao blah blah blah  :P)
 






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« Reply #171 on: May 13, 2010, 02:12:17 pm »
His custom title says it all:

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe"

New Invention: The Kratos' Stupidity!!! :P

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« Reply #172 on: May 13, 2010, 02:13:29 pm »


@alpha and @nobody.
So u two aren't scared of me THE GREAT LORD KRATOS huh?
but i know ur weakness too!  :)

alpha (it means the beginning,right?) is scared of omega(the end) ha ha ha :P


LOL, you're really sick with obsession.  :P

~Alpha is the beginning of infinity.
And infinity has no omega.   ;)


Only the wise stand by quietly and let the foolish ramble on about their greatness.



Oh yeah, very well said.
« Last Edit: May 13, 2010, 02:15:13 pm by ~Alpha »

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« Reply #173 on: May 13, 2010, 02:14:10 pm »
This is nothing wise, or deep:

LOL

You are mean.  >:( >:( >:(

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« Reply #174 on: May 13, 2010, 02:16:01 pm »
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If there's a will, there is a way!

Nice signature Roxy! :)

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« Reply #175 on: May 13, 2010, 02:17:09 pm »
Nice signature Roxy! :)

Thanks.

That's my motto. (:
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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« Reply #176 on: May 13, 2010, 02:18:24 pm »
Thanks.

That's my motto. (:

Me too! Nice motto then! :D

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« Reply #177 on: May 13, 2010, 02:20:38 pm »
lord kratos    07:13:49 PM   Posting in lord kratos here 8).

The slave is posting something.

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« Reply #178 on: May 13, 2010, 02:23:07 pm »
His custom title says it all:

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe"

New Invention: The Kratos' Stupidity!!! :P

U mortal , ur forgetting something,I am a GOD.ONLY HUMAN BEINGS HAVE STUPIDITY.
Besides look at ur stupidity, u humans have caused more destruction than me.U humans who set their own house fire and kill ur own brothers and name others stupid,ha ha u just made me laugh so much that I am having a stomach ache now. :)(this must be the world's greatest joke ever - "stupid humans calliing others stupid")ha haa haa
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« Reply #179 on: May 13, 2010, 02:25:40 pm »
U mortal , ur forgetting something,I am a GOD.ONLY HUMAN BEINGS HAVE STUPIDITY.
Besides look at ur stupidity, u humans have caused more destruction than me.U humans who set their own house fire and kill ur own brothers and name others stupid,ha ha u just made me laugh so much that I am having a stomach ache now. :)(this must be the world's greatest joke ever - "stupid humans calliing others stupid")ha haa haa


GOD does not brag excessively.  :P