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$tyli$h Executive:
Trading online is just great. I find it really speeds things up.I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before
There are primarily 3 different types of investors who post on the message boards.1. Those who don't know anything: approx. 10%2. Those who know a little: approx. 10%3. Those who don't realize they don't know anything: approx. 80%
The Walton's invited their new neighbors over to dinner.During dinner Mr.Walton was asked what he did for a living. Eight years old Brian Walton jumped in and said, "Daddy is a fisherman!"To which Mrs. Walton replied, "Brian, why do say that. Your daddy is a stockbroker, not a fisherman.""No mom. Everytime we visit dad at work and he hangs up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together and says 'I just caught another fish'."
Stockbroker's creed: A man is a client until proven broke.
Angel Of Love:
Who are brokers?
They are this people who helps you to buy, sell and manage your stock investment
needs. They are usually the one who made people broke
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