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Lana Wolf:
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party after all. In as much as her husband didn't know what costume she'd be wearing, she thought she'd have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she wasn't around.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every chick he could, getting a little kiss here and a warm squeeze there. His wife went up to him and being rather seductive herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to this new babe who had just arrived.
She let him do whatever he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would have for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in. She asked how the evening had been? He said "Oh, the same old thing. You know, I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "You know, I didn't dance even one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.
But I'll tell you...from what I heard, the guy I loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!"
O.T.13.:
You know you've been In College Too Long...When...
You consider McDonald's "real food."
true
You actually like doing laundry at home.
true
4:00 AM is still early on the weekends.
true
It starts getting late on the weeknights.
dont get it
Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.
true
You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it.
no, i wear sandals most of the time :P
You'd rather clean than study.
no, i never cleaned my room so far, only once my sister did so for me before she travelled, and she was the one to unpack my bags not me
Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal.
not half, but yea, quite a lot
Computer Solitaire is more than a game, it's a way of life.
Minesweepr*
You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps.You know the pizza boy by name.
true and true, and also around my extracurricular activities. no, my housemates get me the food ;D
You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.
in weekends, yea
You live for getting mail. (E-mail included)
pretty much yea
Prank phone calls become funny again.
ah=huh
Wal-Mart is the coolest store.
never been there, but i am literally in love with Sunway Pyramid
World War III could take place and you'd be clueless.
True
You start thinking and sounding like your roommate.
i dont have one ;D
Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth.
no that would be piercings :P
Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.
its nice but i do it too quickly
You find out milk crates have so many uses.
i have no contact whatsoever with milk :D
The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night).
yes, thursday to sunday, true
nid404:
--- Quote from: <3 ~~Lana Wolf~~ <3 on February 19, 2010, 11:53:54 am ---A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party after all. In as much as her husband didn't know what costume she'd be wearing, she thought she'd have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she wasn't around.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every chick he could, getting a little kiss here and a warm squeeze there. His wife went up to him and being rather seductive herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to this new babe who had just arrived.
She let him do whatever he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would have for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in. She asked how the evening had been? He said "Oh, the same old thing. You know, I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "You know, I didn't dance even one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.
But I'll tell you...from what I heard, the guy I loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!"
--- End quote ---
Ouch! </3
Loool
O.T.13.:
--- Quote from: <3 ~~Lana Wolf~~ <3 on February 19, 2010, 11:53:54 am ---A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party after all. In as much as her husband didn't know what costume she'd be wearing, she thought she'd have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she wasn't around.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every chick he could, getting a little kiss here and a warm squeeze there. His wife went up to him and being rather seductive herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to this new babe who had just arrived.
She let him do whatever he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would have for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in. She asked how the evening had been? He said "Oh, the same old thing. You know, I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "You know, I didn't dance even one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.
But I'll tell you...from what I heard, the guy I loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!"
--- End quote ---
and thats why girls should trust guys more often and blindly :P
Lana Wolf:
--- Quote from: O.T.13. on February 19, 2010, 06:56:24 pm ---and thats why girls should trust guys more often and blindly :P
--- End quote ---
ya,, only those who are trust-worthy.. not all are.. :P :P
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