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Tumble Bug:
hahahhah..there really nice!! :D
and yes i know..ive missed loads!!:(
Amr Fouad:
--- Quote from: <3 ~~Lana Wolf~~ <3 on December 19, 2009, 08:51:26 am ---Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
Love it!! lol
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
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Lana Wolf:
umm.. thanks for quoting me.. but what..?? :-\ ???
Lana Wolf:
--- Quote from: Tumble Bug on January 16, 2010, 01:34:27 pm ---hahahhah..there really nice!! :D
and yes i know..ive missed loads!!:(
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yes yes yes.. but exams are equally imp.. :/
hope you'll cm online more often now on.. ;D
O.T.13.:
--- Quote from: <3 ~~Lana Wolf~~ <3 on January 16, 2010, 05:47:37 pm ---yes yes yes.. but exams are equally imp.. :/
hope you'll cm online more often now on.. ;D
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27em 27em, umm, equally? ::)
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