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Lana Wolf:
--- Quote from: O.T.13. on December 24, 2009, 05:17:12 pm ---cuz it wasnt doing so much for the "guys are better than gals" reputation
okay, definition of marriage: A process in which a man loses her Bachelor's and a woman gains her Master's
more marriage jokes coming up....
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lol...okay....
but i gotta go now...bye... :D
O.T.13.:
okay actually these are more like quotes ill put them in the Quotes thread
don't worry though, OT is getting something more beneficial: A DICTIONARY! 8)
O.T.13.:
--- Quote from: teju_777 on December 24, 2009, 05:18:10 pm ---
lol...okay....
but i gotta go now...bye... :D
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oh darn! okay no broblem ill make that my last post on this thread for today then :D
Lana Wolf:
The man with the bloody finger .....
One night an old lady was sitting watching TV in her house when the phone rang.She answered it. A mans voice said: "I'm the man with the bloody finger. I'm 10 steps away from your house."
The old lady signed and went back to watching TV.
Five minutes later the phone rang again. The man said: "I'm the man with the bloody finger and I'm 5 steps away from your house."
Scared the old lady sat back down and watched TV.
Two minutes later the phone rang again. The dark voice said: "I'm the man with the bloody finger and I'm two steps away from your house."
The old woman screamed. She turned off the TV, too scared to speak.
A couple of minutes later there was a thump thump thump! at the door. The old women shrieked but went to open it.
At the door stood a horrible man looking deathly at the old lady.
"I'm the man" He whispered, "With the bloody finger.... Could I have a bandage?"
Lana Wolf:
FIVE SURGEONS...
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
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