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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #30 on: November 01, 2009, 10:34:08 pm »
what else can be expected....... that i figured out its a dentist all along before yall :P
By the way, what is this "OTHER" thing you two are talking about? and whats so sick about dentists? or do you people consider oral hygiene as a sickening thing? ???

Omgosh.. this is NOT happening.

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #31 on: November 01, 2009, 10:35:36 pm »
goashhhhhh gals are so dirty minded, and the worst thing is they cover it up by saying GUYS are ditry minded, have the guys defending themselves, and forget about who is REALLY dirty minded! :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #32 on: November 01, 2009, 10:37:24 pm »
goashhhhhh gals are so dirty minded, and the worst thing is they cover it up by saying GUYS are ditry minded, have the guys defending themselves, and forget about who is REALLY dirty minded! :P

nawwww mate... we're pretty cleaaaan compared to you guys..

I can give examples, but it'll just make it worse so LOLL..!! Imma just shut up now LOOOOOOOOOOOLL..!!
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #33 on: November 01, 2009, 10:37:36 pm »
hehehehehe

cn we change the subj nw ??

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #34 on: November 01, 2009, 10:40:06 pm »
Yo mama is so fat i missed an entire season of Desperate Housewives Gossip girl when she passed the living room

(p.s. why do so many guys watch gossip girl (including me) and yet find Desperate Housewives girly, even though its more Criminalish and COmical than girly ??? )
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #35 on: November 01, 2009, 10:42:17 pm »
Yo mama is so fat i missed an entire season of Desperate Housewives Gossip girl when she passed the living room

(p.s. why do so many guys watch gossip girl (including me) and yet find Desperate Housewives girly, even though its more Criminalish and COmical than girly ??? )
LAAAAAAAAAWWWWWLLL !!! :P :P :P

you DO NOT understand how much Im crackkinggg up loooooooooolll.
and who said it aint girly for guys to watch gilmore .. OF COURSE IT ISSS :P LOLLL..!!
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #36 on: November 01, 2009, 10:42:53 pm »
nawwww mate... we're pretty cleaaaan compared to you guys..

I can give examples, but it'll just make it worse so LOLL..!! Imma just shut up now LOOOOOOOOOOOLL..!!

omg, dude .. i swear tht is so true ...
i gt plenty of situations proving to me tht they r ...

yeah, nw all of us us cn shut up ..;D

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #37 on: November 01, 2009, 10:43:39 pm »
Yo mama is so fat i missed an entire season of Desperate Housewives Gossip girl when she passed the living room

(p.s. why do so many guys watch gossip girl (including me) and yet find Desperate Housewives girly, even though its more Criminalish and COmical than girly ??? )

no, i believe its the opp. :S

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« Reply #38 on: November 01, 2009, 10:44:15 pm »
LAAAAAAAAAWWWWWLLL !!! :P :P :P

you DO NOT understand how much Im crackkinggg up loooooooooolll.
and who said it aint girly for guys to watch gilmore .. OF COURSE IT ISSS :P LOLLL..!!

i was talking about Gossip Girl not gilmore girls
gilmore girls was for the joke only :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #39 on: November 01, 2009, 10:46:10 pm »
i was talking about Gossip Girl not gilmore girls
gilmore girls was for the joke only :P


loll..!!
I dont believe guys should watch Gossip, there minds wander off waaaay too mcuhh LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL..!!! :P

whooppss. we're back to square one :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #40 on: November 01, 2009, 10:48:07 pm »

loll..!!
I dont believe guys should watch Gossip, there minds wander off waaaay too mcuhh LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL..!!! :P

whooppss. we're back to square one :P

I rest my case :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #41 on: November 01, 2009, 10:48:56 pm »
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #42 on: November 01, 2009, 10:52:58 pm »
I rest my case :P


LOOOOOL..!!

I dont belive youu :P

you're a guy, and there;s no difference b/t ur mind, and another guys minddd LOOOOOOOLL..!! :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #43 on: November 01, 2009, 10:53:37 pm »

LOOOOOL..!!

I dont belive youu :P

you're a guy, and there;s no difference b/t ur mind, and another guys minddd LOOOOOOOLL..!! :P

i totally agree

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #44 on: November 01, 2009, 10:56:45 pm »
lets take over Turkey, and name it Chicken

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL..!!!

"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]