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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #45 on: November 01, 2009, 10:58:47 pm »
no no no name it KFC :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #46 on: November 01, 2009, 10:59:30 pm »
Quote from: Roxy.Converse on November 01, 2009, 10:56:45 pm
lets take over Turkey, and name it Chicken

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL..!!!



omg roxy loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

hilarious ...
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #47 on: November 01, 2009, 11:00:55 pm »
Quote from: O.T.13. on November 01, 2009, 10:58:47 pm
no no no name it KFC :P

loll..!!
and LOL guys.. this cracckkked me up:

Let's thank the guy who looked at the chicken and said, "Hey! let's eat the next thing that falls out of it's A**..."


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL...!!!!

OMGGGGGGGGGOSHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA I cant stop laugingggggggggggggggggggg
LOOOOOOLL..!!
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #48 on: November 01, 2009, 11:02:39 pm »
Quote from: Roxy.Converse on November 01, 2009, 11:00:55 pm
loll..!!
and LOL guys.. this cracckkked me up:

Let's thank the guy who looked at the chicken and said, "Hey! let's eat the next thing that falls out of it's A**..."


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL...!!!!

OMGGGGGGGGGOSHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA I cant stop laugingggggggggggggggggggg
LOOOOOOLL..!!

loooooooooooool
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #49 on: November 01, 2009, 11:02:51 pm »
loooooooooooooool
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #50 on: November 01, 2009, 11:04:27 pm »
dont you guys find it funny, cuz I am fallling off my bedd literally LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL..!!
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #51 on: November 01, 2009, 11:05:52 pm »
Quote from: Roxy.Converse on November 01, 2009, 11:04:27 pm
dont you guys find it funny, cuz I am fallling off my bedd literally LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL..!!

na am on a table
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #52 on: November 01, 2009, 11:07:33 pm »
Quote from: O.T.13. on November 01, 2009, 11:05:52 pm
na am on a table

Loll.. ukhh.. okies.. BORIIINGGG :P :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #53 on: November 01, 2009, 11:08:39 pm »
loooooooool omg .. ur table bed convo is so lame .. hehehe
loooooooooooooooooool .. my head hurts nw ..
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #54 on: November 01, 2009, 11:09:05 pm »
Quote from: Exam_Terrified on November 01, 2009, 11:08:39 pm
loooooooool omg .. ur table bed convo is so lame .. hehehe
loooooooooooooooooool .. my head hurts nw ..

and hence the title of the thread, LAME JOKES
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #55 on: November 01, 2009, 11:11:34 pm »
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL.......!!!!!!!!!!!!


OMgossssssssssshh this is THE BESSSSSSSST  THREAD EVERRR I swear I havent srackked up this much before !!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #56 on: November 01, 2009, 11:14:08 pm »
yeah .. lame jokes ...
looooooooooooooool

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #57 on: November 02, 2009, 05:09:15 am »
Quote from: Roxy.Converse on November 01, 2009, 10:31:30 pm

loll..!! I knowww.. guys I swear arre SOOO disgustingg... There minds.. Yalllah, I wouldnt be able to live with a mind as sick as theirs :P

boys will be boys. . .
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #58 on: November 02, 2009, 05:32:22 am »
What is green and has wheels?




Grass.. I lied about the wheels.. ::)

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?




Because it had no guts.. ::)

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #59 on: November 02, 2009, 05:33:40 am »
Dirty Little Kenny is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

"Yeah teach?" he replies.

"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

Kenny answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."

"No, Kenny, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.

"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"

The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Kenny, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."

Kenny replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

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