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Nobody:
A Tortoise and rabbit gave and entrance exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%.
Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%, the Rabbit did not get the admission but tortoise got it!
How…?
Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard.
So, Sports Quota!
nid404:
lol that is only possible in India :P
WARRIOR:
--- Quote from: nid404 on May 17, 2010, 06:55:07 pm ---teacher asked : Why are you late for school?
Johnny: Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"
--- End quote ---
2 turtles got married ! they got a baby and called him FAST. Anyway the mother of FAST said to the father of FAST..do you want to go for a picnic? he said suuureeeeeeee!..Call FAST and pack some lunch and lets go !So they left home and they kept walking for 15 years untl they reached the beach.So when they reached they father of FAST said t the mother of FAST ..cook the lunch caz we are hungry..the mother of FAST said ok but then the mother of FAST remembered that she forgot to get the salt and turtled dont liek food without salt. Anyway they sad it would take too long to go home back 15 years and thn come back again anthoerh 15 years. so they decided to send FAST because he is young and lighter ,he would take in total 10 years!. Anyway so they let him go bac home and get the salt.So 5 years past..then 10 years passed , then 20 years passed , then 25 years passed then 30 yeas passed and then the mother of FAST said o boy the boy is late :( we have to just eat without salt !! And then suddently FAST popped out from behind the bushes and said : !!! HAHAHAHA I KNO YOU WERE GONNA EAT WITHOUT ME >:( >:( >:(
Nobody:
nice.one...he waited 30 years..!!!
Q80BOY:
FAST is jobless :P hahaha
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