General Chat NEW! The Student Forums Chatroom > Funnies
LAME JOKES :D
DrEvil:
--- Quote from: Angel of Love on March 17, 2010, 12:16:57 pm ---Jokes without sardarji is IMPOSSIBLE!!
so....
sardarji here....
A sardar was learning english, he introduced his family..
Hi I am sardar, this is my sardarni
He is my kid and she is my kidney
--- End quote ---
haha...really good one! ;D
Angel Of Love:
hey thanks a lot
n if any sardar sees this am sorry but here is one more to add to your anger..:
A Sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?
"it's doubly interesting",said the sardar. "to start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its end but also about its beginning."
DrEvil:
haha..
looks like u are a big fan a "sardar jokes"!!
anyways thanks!
nid404:
A little old lady is on a bus, buying a ticket from the bus conductor, fumbling in a voluminous bag for the correct change. After 15 minutes the conductor becomes so enraged that he hits her on the head with the ticket-dispenser, and the poor old dear dies instantly.
Not surprisingly, he is convicted and put on death row. Just before he is to be electrocuted, his last request is for 12 pounds of bananas, which he devours. They strap him into the chair, flip the switch, and he just sits there, smiling.
According to tradition, this is considered a reprieve from God and he is freed. Somehow he gets his old job back, and he is happily dispensing tickets when he sees a girl stick her gum on the back of a seat on the bus. Enraged, he lunges out with the ticket dispenser, breaking the offender's neck and killing her.
Again, he is convicted and sent to death row. He again eats the 12 pounds of bananas, and lo and behold, the electricity does not harm him.
This time the executioner cleans the contacts, makes him sit in a bucket of water, he tries everything - but the conductor won`t die. So again, he is set free.
Amazingly he regains his job. It takes him 1 day to lose his temper and beat to death a young boy who starts to chew his bus ticket.
He returns to death row, eats the bananas, and survives the electrocution.
At this point, the executioner can take no more - his professional pride has been hurt. Before setting our friend free again, he asks him his secret - "what is it with the bananas?"
"Oh, the bananas have nothing to do with it", replies our friend. "I'm just a bad conductor."
DrEvil:
rofl...really good one! ;D ;D
Navigation
[0] Message Index
[#] Next page
[*] Previous page
Go to full version