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Take your life back to the shop

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astarmathsandphysics:
In the UK, people are talking about assisted suicide, being able to die when they want etc

It is a pretty trivial thing that because their life is something they cant take back to the shop and change for a new one, they want to end it.

nid404:
Cowards i call them....

zara:
yep indeed coward...
cant face the reality they live in!

i oppose it ofcourse!

a person must accept the reality n stay firm whatever may be the consequences, killing oneself is just so not the solution!
it only shows how weak n feable they are from inside.

Q80BOY:
*25 yr old sitting infront if his computer screen in a 50 floor building in London*

HIM: ooh i hate this job! why did i have to fail my sciences and pass the IG business exam? why? WHY?!!?

*he throws his cuppa at the screen*

BOSS: u waste of oxygen .. why did u do this?!?!

HIM: cause i hate u!!

BOSS: get out!!

HIM: make me!

BOSS: ur fired .. get out !!!!

HIM: F*** YOU !!!!!!!  >:(

*instead of throwing himself from the 50th floor he hails a cab*

HIM: oxford street plz .. the life shop

TAXI: the world is mad .. its the 3rd one this morning

*hes infront of the shop*

HIM: heyy .. ive had enough of this life .. i wanna die

RECEPTIONIST: oh thats nice .. how would u like to do that?

HIM: i dunno .. do u have a catalouge?

RESEPTIONIST: a salesman will be with u in a minute .. he's shooting the previous customer

*a man with a bloodstained shirt enters*

SALESMAN: helo sir, would u like to end ur life today?

HIM: yes

SALESMAN: i would reccomend the shark pool

HIM: sound intresting .. when can i do it?

SALESMAN: this way plz

*a pool with 5 sharks is seen*

SALESMAN: jump in!

HIM: I LOVE YAAAAAAAA

SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BLOOOOOD

THE END ... :P

zara:
LMAO!
did u just made it up?!

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