the most embarassing thing that ever happened to me was that once my family and i went skiing and so i went to the top of the mountain and remembered all the extreme skiing shows i ever watched and took off...
so half way down the mountains this dude just appears in front of me, stupidly trying to ski UPWARD.
i think he was doing it for a dare or something, cuz he was like laughing but then saw me hurtling toward him and his face was all, "oh sh*t" and i slammed into him.
embarassing part: myfacewentrightintohiscrotch.
IT WAS SO EMBARASSING! MY HEART JUST LEAPT INTO MY NOSE OR SOMETHING!!
and i took off without even looking back at him or taking my skis off