JOKES AND Riddles!!

[MR.BooMBastiC]

i bet even boom cant answer unless he googles!

U THINK I AM CHEATING..F9
I WONT ANS ANY OF THEM!!!!

[zara]

i bet even boom cant answer unless he googles!

U THINK I AM CHEATING..F9
I WONT ANS ANY OF THEM!!!!

em bak!


nai yaar i neva said k ur cheating!!

i said dat u also wont b able to ans unless u google n type in!!

afta all wat can b expected frm u? 14 ya 15 pata nai kitne subs diye hein....phew!

[zara]

SO NOONE TO ANSWER THIS ONE??

[zara]

here again i post it...

A man was put into a cell in which there was no way that he could escape. However he was given a mirror and a bench and was told to escape. How can this be?

[MaNa]

its sumthing related /.
he sees someting 4m the mirros n then he sees what he saw
so he takes rthe saw n cut somthing 

i really cant remember but its kindas what i said 

[zara]

its sumthing related /.
he sees someting 4m the mirros n then he sees what he saw
so he takes rthe saw n cut somthing 

i really cant remember but its kindas what i said 

yup u got it!!

First of all look into the mirror see what you saw? The saw that you see take it and cut the bech into two. Two halves make one whole. The whole that you see go through it. And there he has escaped.

i neva wud hv guessed this ans...lol

[zara]

beach, paper and bath-what do these items have in common?

[Monica]

beach, paper and bath-what do these items have in common?

ummmm....Water??!!

[Monica]

ill post some jokes now..since i am bored!! 

[MR.BooMBastiC]

ill post some jokes now..since i am bored!! 

sure..

[Monica]

Bedside Manners
 
Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.

"You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?"

"What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself.

"I think you're bad luck."

hahaha 

[MR.BooMBastiC]

beach, paper and bath-what do these items have in common?

THE LETTER "A"

[Monica]

The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women 
 
Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.   


That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.   


Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).


Five Minutes - If getting dress, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house. 


Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go. 


Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)   


Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)   


Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)


hahaha..so much not true...hahaha 

[Monica]

Differences Between Man and Women 

Names
If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara.

If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.

Eating Out
When the bill arrives, John, Brad, Tony and Daniel will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they want change back.

When Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Money
A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.

A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.

Bathrooms
 
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.

The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.


......... 

[Monica]

Arguments
Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Cats
Women love cats.

Men may say they love cats, but when women are not looking, will men kick cats.

Future
A woman worries about the future -- until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future -- until he gets a wife.

SuccessA successful man is one who makes more money than can be spent by his wife.

A successful woman is one who can find that a man.