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Offline MR.BooMBastiC

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3405 on: July 03, 2009, 12:25:53 am »
Quote from: Exam_Terrified on July 03, 2009, 12:23:43 am
Quote from: MR.BooMBastiC on July 03, 2009, 12:17:39 am
ok...mony..and et..i hav got a RIDDLE CUM JOKE!!!

SO HERE IT IS:What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal?

umm .. hve no idea ..
i already told u am nt that type of a riddlez person ;D

cummon..E_T....


at least try.....!!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3406 on: July 03, 2009, 12:27:13 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 03, 2009, 12:25:20 am
Quote from: MR.BooMBastiC on July 03, 2009, 12:22:56 am
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 03, 2009, 12:20:53 am
la2 E_T!! dont get me wrong..haha..ana baroo7 ma3 kol el 3ala..ya3ni mama..we baba..we my sis we keda...

ana fi nadi el shames.. ;D

and Boom..umm..the cabbage said..Wats up?? :-[

no...da cabbage interrupted...so it will not be saying wats up........U HAV TO GUESS..CUMMON...U CAN DO IT!!



AND HERE IS ANOTHER ONE!!:::What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm "Leave a place for me"..hahaha :P i don't know lol!!

a snowman n a vampire?? freezin vampire?? :-\

lol...mony..i hav to say this BUT UR REALLY POOR AT GUSSIN!!!


I AM NOW WAITING 4 ET!!!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3407 on: July 03, 2009, 12:27:56 am »
it said 'we didnt call 4 a cab ?? '
k, me now jst trynna be funny .. i seriously dunno .. ahehehe
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3408 on: July 03, 2009, 12:29:25 am »
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal?
da ans is:

lettuce alone!!!!!

and u guess 4 da other one
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3409 on: July 03, 2009, 12:33:06 am »
Quote from: MR.BooMBastiC on July 03, 2009, 12:29:25 am
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal?
da ans is:

lettuce alone!!!!!

and u guess 4 da other one


ahahahahahahahhahahahahaha .. this is soooooo lame, bt am cracking up .. lol
the other one ?? i cant guess nymore
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3410 on: July 03, 2009, 12:34:37 am »
Quote from: Exam_Terrified on July 03, 2009, 12:33:06 am
Quote from: MR.BooMBastiC on July 03, 2009, 12:29:25 am
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal?
da ans is:

lettuce alone!!!!!

and u guess 4 da other one


ahahahahahahahhahahahahaha .. this is soooooo lame, bt am cracking up .. lol
the other one ?? i cant guess nymore

it is indeed....... ;D ;D ;D
but YET..ITS FUNNY!!!!!

AND4 THIS:What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

DA ANS IS frost-bite!!!!

this IS AWESOME!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3411 on: July 03, 2009, 12:38:45 am »
hahaha..i liked the first one..it was really funny..HAHAHAHA..HAHAHAHA...

ok Boom n E_T..i got some..u wanna???? they r easy  but nice..if u want me to post them tell me ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3412 on: July 03, 2009, 12:41:15 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 03, 2009, 12:38:45 am
hahaha..i liked the first one..it was really funny..HAHAHAHA..HAHAHAHA...

ok Boom n E_T..i got some..u wanna???? they r easy  but nice..if u want me to post them tell me ;D

yeah, post post .. :)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3413 on: July 03, 2009, 12:42:29 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 03, 2009, 12:38:45 am
hahaha..i liked the first one..it was really funny..HAHAHAHA..HAHAHAHA...

ok Boom n E_T..i got some..u wanna???? they r easy  but nice..if u want me to post them tell me ;D

sure!!!


AND HERE IS A BAD YET FUNNY JOKE!!!!

One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word "sh*t". He went home and asked his dad for the

definition and he promptly told him "coats and jackets".

Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word "*censored*", and for a second time, asked his father what

it meant. His father promptly said "cooking".

Then,he returned to school the third day and heard the words "bitches and hoes". He went home and his father

told him it meant "grandpa and grandma".

Later,on Thanksgiving night,his grandparents came over.

Timmy answered the door with glee and says...

"Hey bitches and hoes! I'll take your sh*t to the closet cause dad's in the kitchen *censored* the turkey!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3414 on: July 03, 2009, 12:44:28 am »
Quote from: MR.BooMBastiC on July 03, 2009, 12:42:29 am
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 03, 2009, 12:38:45 am
hahaha..i liked the first one..it was really funny..HAHAHAHA..HAHAHAHA...

ok Boom n E_T..i got some..u wanna???? they r easy  but nice..if u want me to post them tell me ;D

sure!!!


AND HERE IS A BAD YET FUNNY JOKE!!!!

One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word "sh*t". He went home and asked his dad for the

definition and he promptly told him "coats and jackets".

Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word "f*cking", and for a second time, asked his father what

it meant. His father promptly said "cooking".

Then,he returned to school the third day and heard the words "b*tches and hoes". He went home and his father

told him it meant "grandpa and grandma".

Later,on Thanksgiving night,his grandparents came over.

Timmy answered the door with glee and says...

"Hey b*tches and hoes! I'll take your sh*t to the closet cause dad's in the kitchen f*cking the turkey!


lol..  i heard this like a gazillion times be4 n various versions !
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3415 on: July 03, 2009, 12:54:34 am »
HERE IS AN AWESOME...YEAT A FUNNY JOKE!!!


There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair

and multicolored feather earings.

After a while the punk got mad and said to the old man "What are you staring at?"

"Back when I was in the army I got really drunk one night and fucked a parrot.

I was wondering if you were my son."
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3416 on: July 03, 2009, 12:57:14 am »
hahahaha...these r soooooooooo funny!! especially the first one!! hahaha...

ok here is a riddle..What English word is nine letters long, and can remain an English word at each step as you remove one letter at a time, right down to a single letter. List the letter you remove each time and the words that result at each step.
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3417 on: July 03, 2009, 01:00:19 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 03, 2009, 12:57:14 am
hahahaha...these r soooooooooo funny!! especially the first one!! hahaha...

ok here is a riddle..What English word is nine letters long, and can remain an English word at each step as you remove one letter at a time, right down to a single letter. List the letter you remove each time and the words that result at each step.


this is really a difficult one!!!

i heard it be4......its something......like....startling..or starting..yea..
i think it is this one!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3418 on: July 03, 2009, 01:05:44 am »
Quote from: MR.BooMBastiC on July 03, 2009, 12:54:34 am
HERE IS AN AWESOME...YEAT A FUNNY JOKE!!!


There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair

and multicolored feather earings.

After a while the punk got mad and said to the old man "What are you staring at?"

"Back when I was in the army I got really drunk one night and f*cked a parrot.

I was wondering if you were my son."

wow .. he musta been really wasted ..
bt, loooool .. 'i was wondering if u were my son' ..
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3419 on: July 03, 2009, 01:08:21 am »
OK BOOOOOM U GOT IT RIGHT!!!! +rep for u(that is wat we used to do b4) but now..no +reps  :(
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