JOKES AND Riddles!!

[MR.BooMBastiC]

guyz........wtch some good moviez ....i mean 7 pounds is old!!!!

has anyone seen....push......

push noo whtz it abt ??

temme sum gd movies 2 watch ?? 

SUREE.......

i would recommend.....

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pink panther 2

push is action movie

fast and the furious 4

taken

death race......

I AM A MOVIE GEEK!!!!!
tell me which  genre u like!!!
so i will tell u accordingly!!!

[Zain-Xa]

guyz........wtch some good moviez ....i mean 7 pounds is old!!!!

has anyone seen....push......

push noo whtz it abt ??

temme sum gd movies 2 watch ?? 

SUREE.......

i would recommend.....

untraceable

pink panther 2

push is action movie

fast and the furious 4

taken

death race......

I AM A MOVIE GEEK!!!!!
tell me which  genre u like!!!
so i will tell u accordingly!!!

mmm i like comedy, horror is okayy, nd maybe even romance

[MR.BooMBastiC]

hmm..ok 4 comedy....

pink panther 1 and 2 is a must watch!!!!

then...wild hogs..

paul blart mall cop.

then 4 horror..saw1,2,3,4,5  is a must watch.....u will surely be at da edge of ur seat...
wrong turn 1,2

romantic comedy : i now pronounce u chuck and lary.

anger management..

marley and me........
 

[Zain-Xa]

hmm..ok 4 comedy....

pink panther 1 and 2 is a must watch!!!!

then...wild hogs..

paul blart mall cop.

then 4 horror..saw1,2,3,4,5  is a must watch.....u will surely be at da edge of ur seat...
wrong turn 1,2

romantic comedy : i now pronounce u chuck and lary.

anger management..

marley and me........
 

thankzzz sooooo much <3 know i have a list of movies to keep me entertained <3
    

[MR.BooMBastiC]

i hav millions.perhaps yea,,1 tb of hard disk complete with moviez...
tell me if u need more...
i am filtering u and telling.....

i really watched silly moviez.which hav wasted a lot of my time......

one of them is da ltest one ...knowing.......

[Zain-Xa]

i hav millions.perhaps yea,,1 tb of hard disk complete with moviez...
tell me if u need more...
i am filtering u and telling.....

i really watched silly moviez.which hav wasted a lot of my time......

one of them is da ltest one ...knowing.......

okaayyy wooww thtz a lot......
but not now when i finish watching most of them i'll ask u....   

[Exam_Terrified]

The Monk (voted best ending to a religous joke  )
 
A man is driving down the road when his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car has broken down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man is disappointed but thanks themanyway and goes about his merry way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?"

The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk."


The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth."

The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound." The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is right behind that door."

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real funny. May I have the key?" The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, amethyst...

Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.....



But I can't tell YOU what it is, because YOU'RE not a monk!

omg, this joke is such a pain in the neck !! GOD, after reading ALLLLLLLLL of this !

how annoying !!! and q8oboy, ur annoyinger 4 posting it ! 

[Exam_Terrified]

Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?

A: Because they leave to go answer the door. 

looool

[MR.BooMBastiC]

check put this joke haha...


Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?

A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

[MR.BooMBastiC]

here r some more.........


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with...

The other is used to carry groceries.

[MR.BooMBastiC]

Harrassment

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that

she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says what's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?

The woman replies, "He's a midget"!

[MR.BooMBastiC]

Saved Your Privates

A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded in battle.

Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his doctor standing at his bedside. "So tell me Doc, what did you do to me?"

The doctor says, "Son, we have some good news and some bad news."

"Yeah, what?" replies the patient.

"Well the good news is that we were able to save your private parts."

"Yes, that is good news Doc, but what about the bad news?"

"We put them under your pillow!"

[Exam_Terrified]

Harrassment

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that

she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says what's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?

The woman replies, "He's a midget"!

OH, OMG. LOOOOOOOOOL !

[X Abdulrahman X]

hahaha nice mr. B

[MR.BooMBastiC]

+ rep if u like.......


The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their

engagement and asking for her photograph back.

A creative fellow, he went out and collected from his buddies all the unwanted photographs of women that he

could find, bundled them all together and sent them to her with a note stating the following:

"Dear Mary,

I can not remember which one is you ... please keep YOUR photo and return the others!"