United and Barca Fans Car Crash (lmao
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A Barca and Man United fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway, just after barca won the UEFA champions legue FINALE. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.
"This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends" says the Barca fan "I agree" replies the United fan
The Barca fan then returns to the wreckage of his car, and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.
"Look" he says to the united fan, "this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival"
He hands the bottle over to the United fan who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the Barca fan, who then puts the top back on & returns the bottle to his car.
"Aren't you having any?" asks the United fan. "No" replied the Barca fan, "I think I’ll wait til the Police get here."
