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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2670 on: June 10, 2009, 12:34:50 am »
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette,  blonde, brunette, blonde?



A fake blonde doing cartwheels!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2671 on: June 10, 2009, 12:35:11 am »
Quote from: sanity_master on June 10, 2009, 12:29:45 am
Heckle Me Harder


A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.

"I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid. It's because of you that I have had to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blonde hair."

"Gosh, Miss, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."

"Shut up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"

looooooooooooooooooooool.
when i was 2 years younger, i DID think the dummies were the onez talking . especially with jeff dunham if u know'em. until my bro. came, and straightened it out 4 me . gosh, i was stupid ! lol.  
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2672 on: June 10, 2009, 12:35:57 am »
Blonde vs. Ratings System
   

Q: What happened when the blonde saw the "NC-17: Under 17 Not Admitted" sign at the movie theater?



A: She called 16 friends to come meet her.
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2673 on: June 10, 2009, 12:37:28 am »
Quote from: Exam_Terrified on June 10, 2009, 12:35:11 am
Quote from: sanity_master on June 10, 2009, 12:29:45 am
Heckle Me Harder


A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.

"I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid. It's because of you that I have had to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blonde hair."

"Gosh, Miss, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."

"Shut up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"

looooooooooooooooooooool.
when i was 2 years younger, i DID think the dummies were the onez talking . especially with jeff dunham if u know'em. until my bro. came, and straightened it out 4 me . gosh, i was stupid ! lol.  


of course i know him :D lol.......i love achmed and peanut :D lol
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2674 on: June 10, 2009, 12:38:16 am »
hello peeps!!

lol..here sanity i am posting....and E_T i would never be mad from anyone...lol...the whole thing was a joke...peace

nd hey u should join our family :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2675 on: June 10, 2009, 12:41:10 am »
Quote from: Shoshou on June 10, 2009, 12:38:16 am
hello peeps!!

lol..here sanity i am posting....and E_T i would never be mad from anyone...lol...the whole thing was a joke...peace

nd hey u should join our family :D

E_T.......my new cousin :D lol
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2676 on: June 10, 2009, 12:41:51 am »
Quote from: Shoshou on June 10, 2009, 12:38:16 am
hello peeps!!

lol..here sanity i am posting....and E_T i would never be mad from anyone...lol...the whole thing was a joke...peace

nd hey u should join our family :D

phewww. thats a relief  :) .. yeah, please read sanityz jokes. they're lame :P ..
nd i'm kidding of course . i SWEAR i'm kidding, i wanna annoy u sanity. dunno y.
they're hilarious, i can't stop laughing !
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2677 on: June 10, 2009, 12:42:57 am »
E_T enti men fain men maser??
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2678 on: June 10, 2009, 12:43:43 am »
Quote from: Exam_Terrified on June 10, 2009, 12:41:51 am
Quote from: Shoshou on June 10, 2009, 12:38:16 am
hello peeps!!

lol..here sanity i am posting....and E_T i would never be mad from anyone...lol...the whole thing was a joke...peace

nd hey u should join our family :D

phewww. thats a relief  :) .. yeah, please read sanityz jokes. they're lame :P ..
nd i'm kidding of course . i SWEAR i'm kidding, i wanna annoy u sanity. dunno y.
they're hilarious, i can't stop laughing !

:D lol.......feel free :D :P :D

Thanks........inshallah i will get some more later.......

i've been online for 15 hours without a break except for praying and dinner *yawn*

cya l8r ppl! :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2679 on: June 10, 2009, 12:44:58 am »
bye bye :)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2680 on: June 10, 2009, 12:46:23 am »
Quote from: sanity_master on June 10, 2009, 12:41:10 am
Quote from: Shoshou on June 10, 2009, 12:38:16 am
hello peeps!!

lol..here sanity i am posting....and E_T i would never be mad from anyone...lol...the whole thing was a joke...peace

nd hey u should join our family :D

E_T.......my new cousin :D lol

awww. am tearing.lol.of course i wanna join!

i'm honored !  :-*

cairo . madinet nasr n specific !

buh-bye sanity . nighty night !



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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2681 on: June 10, 2009, 12:48:27 am »
wow..thats nice!!!

ana kaman cairo bas maser el gedida :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2682 on: June 10, 2009, 12:53:26 am »
Quote from: Shoshou on June 10, 2009, 12:48:27 am
wow..thats nice!!!

ana kaman cairo bas maser el gedida :D

ah, we're kinda close then ! eshta.  ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2683 on: June 10, 2009, 12:55:36 am »
u know....the house is sooooo quite....nd the forum too...lol!!

I LOVE SILENCE!! :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2684 on: June 10, 2009, 01:02:44 am »
Quote from: Shoshou on June 10, 2009, 12:55:36 am
u know....the house is sooooo quite....nd the forum too...lol!!

I LOVE SILENCE!! :D

same here ! lool . i wish if my house could stay like that 4ever ! everyonez sleeepin. only thing i can hear is me typing !
but, i love lively forums though ! bs u being here is enuff  ;) ;D .
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