Hey sgvaibhav, i read ur incredibly long joke.
Heres a synopsis
A man in the desert, after being lost for days, finds a magical snake named nate on the middle of a flat stone in the middle of the desert. The snake gives the man 3 wishes, so the man wishes for good health, no sickness, and lots of wisdom. Nate tells the man about the stone where the snake lives. In the middle of the stone is a lever that ends humanity. Nate and the man become good friends, and soon, the man goes back to civilization. He becomes a successful author and drives to visit nate in his RV, but the man loses control in the sand, and he realizes he cant stop, and his RV is heading right for the lever. The only way out is to run over Nate. "Better NATE THAN LEVER," he says and runs over Nate.