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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2415 on: June 07, 2009, 10:29:14 am »
hehe

long live blondes !!  ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2416 on: June 07, 2009, 10:37:34 am »
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second. An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, the others were using their arms.



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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2417 on: June 07, 2009, 10:38:58 am »
haha read it from like 3 different joke sites XD
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2418 on: June 07, 2009, 10:39:35 am »
Q: Why do blondes wear  green lipstick?

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A: Because red means stop.
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2419 on: June 07, 2009, 10:41:24 am »
hahhaha lmao
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2420 on: June 07, 2009, 10:42:10 am »
She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican  phone company.  


hahahahhahaha.............."HELLO!! "


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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2421 on: June 07, 2009, 10:43:30 am »
Two blondes drive through the  middle of Kansas, surrounded entirely by wheat fields.

One blonde says, "Look over there!" They see another blonde in scuba gear acting like she's swimming through the wheat.

The blonde driving says, "It's girls like that who give us blondes a bad name."

The other blonde says, "Yeah! And if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and tell her off."



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thats the spirit we need blondie!!!! :D hahahaha
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2422 on: June 07, 2009, 10:44:34 am »
Two blondes finds a mirror  on the sidewalk.

The first blonde picks it up, looks into it, and says, "Hey, I know this person! I've seen her somewhere before."

The second blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh! Of course you have -- that's me!"




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friends for ever!! >>> By the way, those comments r mine! :P :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2423 on: June 07, 2009, 10:44:58 am »
lool

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?










He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2424 on: June 07, 2009, 10:45:18 am »
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?

A: Because they leave to go answer the door. 
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2425 on: June 07, 2009, 10:46:31 am »
dont u have any other jokes but these...............u r gonna get urself banned kid :P :P


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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2426 on: June 07, 2009, 10:47:00 am »
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to  ear?
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A: A wind tunnel! 
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2427 on: June 07, 2009, 10:51:13 am »
BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2428 on: June 07, 2009, 10:51:45 am »
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2429 on: June 07, 2009, 10:52:50 am »
hahahaha

FINAL EXAM
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails.

Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out.

During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.

"I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers."
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)
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