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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2340 on: June 06, 2009, 06:28:15 pm »
wasnt it clear ????? hahahahhahahahaha


OMG :D :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2341 on: June 06, 2009, 06:30:18 pm »
Quote from: Roxy on June 06, 2009, 06:14:56 pm
lol. okay

but I bet you had to read it 2wice ... its suposed 2 be a verbal riddle... where you dont repeat the riddle :P

i havent read it twice....its crystal clear :D :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2342 on: June 06, 2009, 06:34:54 pm »
MARUHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!

el riddle di was posted before ya zakia...hahaha
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2343 on: June 06, 2009, 06:36:35 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou on June 06, 2009, 06:34:54 pm
MARUHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!

el riddle di was posted before ya zakia...hahaha


nonononononono..........i havent seen it before, it is clear! :P hahaha
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2344 on: June 06, 2009, 06:38:52 pm »
Quote from: sanity_master on June 06, 2009, 06:36:35 pm
Quote from: Shoshou on June 06, 2009, 06:34:54 pm
MARUHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!

el riddle di was posted before ya zakia...hahaha


nonononononono..........i havent seen it before, it is clear! :P hahaha

NO IT WAS POSTED BEFORE.... ur not the thread owner >:(

we ba3den dakhal il tongue el 3alatool tala3 da..ba3den bo2ak yawga3ak.....
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2345 on: June 06, 2009, 06:40:39 pm »
hahahahahah
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2346 on: June 06, 2009, 06:41:20 pm »
One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, “Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped.” The boy replied, “I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved.”
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2347 on: June 06, 2009, 06:42:29 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou on June 06, 2009, 06:38:52 pm
Quote from: sanity_master on June 06, 2009, 06:36:35 pm
Quote from: Shoshou on June 06, 2009, 06:34:54 pm
MARUHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!

el riddle di was posted before ya zakia...hahaha


nonononononono..........i havent seen it before, it is clear! :P hahaha

NO IT WAS POSTED BEFORE.... ur not the thread owner >:(

we ba3den dakhal il tongue el 3alatool tala3 da..ba3den bo2ak yawga3ak.....

when i said i didnt see it before i meant I didnt see not that it wasnt posted......:P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2348 on: June 06, 2009, 08:02:03 pm »
An airline captain was helping  a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2349 on: June 06, 2009, 08:03:38 pm »
Hahahahaha
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2350 on: June 06, 2009, 08:04:11 pm »
A blonde walks into the  hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.

She hears: “Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out."



hahahhahahahahhahaha  :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2351 on: June 06, 2009, 08:06:10 pm »

Blonde
A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?

The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.


too much to take!!! :D hahahahhaa
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2352 on: June 06, 2009, 08:06:27 pm »
haha, another blonde joke :P

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie."

Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?!"
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2353 on: June 06, 2009, 08:08:03 pm »
Q: What do you do  if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2354 on: June 06, 2009, 08:08:34 pm »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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