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Offline Ukhti-R

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2010 on: June 04, 2009, 07:05:21 pm »
Get outta here mate....:P :P

wot u chatting about.... Its called "Not wasting our Time" :P

We know we're better... so theres no need to argue about it ...:P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2011 on: June 04, 2009, 07:21:02 pm »
5/5 :P:P

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard.

Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, “What‘s so funny Bobby?“

“Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters.“

“Get out of my classroom,“ she yells, “I don‘t want to see you for three days!“

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student.

She quickly turns and asks, “What‘s so funny Billy?“

“Well teacher, I just saw BOTH of your garters.“ Again she yells, “Get out of my classroom!“ This time the punishment is more severe, and tells him - “I don‘t want to see you for three weeks!“ Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again.

So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is a burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.

“And where do you think you are going?“ she asks.

“Well teach, from what I just saw, my school days are over!“ :P:P:P:P:P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2012 on: June 04, 2009, 07:22:34 pm »
lol,

i wonder what he saw  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2013 on: June 04, 2009, 07:27:12 pm »
Quote from: Q80BOY on June 04, 2009, 07:22:34 pm
lol,

i wonder what he saw  :P

hmm must be good :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2014 on: June 04, 2009, 07:31:19 pm »
Definition of Tragedy 

  President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word “tragedy“ so the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of “tragedy“.

One little boy stood up and offered..“if my best friend, who lives on a farm is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.“

“No“ said Bush, “that would be an accident“.

A little girl raised her hand. “ If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.“

‘Im afraid not‘ explained the President “that‘s what we would call a great loss“

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room “Isn‘t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy“?

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said “If Air Force One, carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by a “friendly fire“ missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.“

“Fantastic“! exclaimed Bush. “That‘s right, and can you tell me why that would be a tragedy“?

“Well“ says the boy - “it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn‘t be a great loss and it probably wouldn‘t be an accident either“.
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2015 on: June 04, 2009, 07:35:36 pm »
haha, lol, imagine bush's face at that moment  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2016 on: June 04, 2009, 07:44:04 pm »
The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles - or one from Minsk for only 1000 rubles. So, naturally, they got the cow from Minsk. It was a great cow had a wonderful disposition, and gave lots of milk and lots of cream. Everybody loved it dearly. The people decided they would mate the cow and get more cows like it, and then they would never have to worry about their milk supply again. So they got a bull and led the cow and the bull into the pasture. When the bull came in from the right to mount the cow, the cow moved to the left. When the bull moved in to mount the cow from the left, the cow moved to the right. This went on all day.

Finally, in desperation, the people decided to go ask the rabbi what to do. After all he was very wise.

They told him the story. 'Rabbi, we've tried all day to mate our cow. When the bull moves in from the right the cow moves left and when the bull moves in from the left the cow moves to the right. What do we do?'

The Rabbi thought a moment and asked, 'Did you buy this cow from Minsk?'

'Rabbi!' they replied as one, 'You are so wise! We never said we bought the cow from Minsk. How did you know that?'

The Rabbi said, sadly, 'My wife is from Minsk.'
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2017 on: June 04, 2009, 07:45:37 pm »
ahahaha, sad story  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2018 on: June 04, 2009, 07:48:17 pm »
Little Johnny’s sitting on the street corner playin with battery acid, when a priest walked up and said, “Johnny, you should play with holy water instead.” Little Johnny says, “Why is that?”. The priest replies, “I put holy water on a pregnant lady and she passed a baby”.

Little Johnny says to the priest, “That ain’t sh*t. I put battery acid on a cat’s A** and he passed a Volkswagon!”
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2019 on: June 04, 2009, 08:16:37 pm »
HEY PEOPLE!!!!

I JUST CAME FROM OUTSIDE LOL!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2020 on: June 04, 2009, 08:18:15 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou on June 04, 2009, 08:16:37 pm
HEY PEOPLE!!!!

I JUST CAME FROM OUTSIDE LOL!!



HEYYYY  u missed loads of group hugs but u were neva missed out soo how r u ???
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What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2021 on: June 04, 2009, 08:21:30 pm »
Welcome back sweety we missed you.
Group Hug and Kisses with ShouShou
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2022 on: June 04, 2009, 08:22:22 pm »
Quote from: zainy on June 04, 2009, 08:18:15 pm
Quote from: Shoshou on June 04, 2009, 08:16:37 pm
HEY PEOPLE!!!!

I JUST CAME FROM OUTSIDE LOL!!



HEYYYY  u missed loads of group hugs but u were neva missed out soo how r u ???

OH REALLY??!!! :( :'( I MISSED U ALL!! :(

YES GROUP HUG AND KISSES!!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2023 on: June 04, 2009, 08:23:29 pm »
Yes Group hugs n Kisses to u 2  :-*  :-*  :-*

luv u all loadz  :-*  :-*
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What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2024 on: June 04, 2009, 10:49:02 pm »
miss yall all...its bn sam tym since i came hear...i av had a buzi week...n i cant believ its almost over
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