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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #690 on: May 30, 2009, 01:51:46 pm »
take this ya monica  ;)
no2ta soda 3ala al 7eita .. eh heya?

khorom??
no !!
sorsar madroob belshebsheb .. lol
tayeb no2tetein?
Words and hearts should be handled with care
For words mis-spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #691 on: May 30, 2009, 01:52:51 pm »
take this ya monica  ;)
no2ta soda 3ala al 7eita .. eh heya?

khorom??
no !!
sorsar madroob belshebsheb .. lol
tayeb no2tetein?

hahaha!! el nokat di!!haha!!
umm n2tatian...sorsaran!!lol!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #692 on: May 30, 2009, 01:53:31 pm »
The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow.

its a classic  :P


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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #693 on: May 30, 2009, 01:53:57 pm »
take this ya monica  ;)
no2ta soda 3ala al 7eita .. eh heya?

khorom??
no !!
sorsar madroob belshebsheb .. lol
tayeb no2tetein?

hahaha!! el nokat di!!haha!!
umm n2tatian...sorsaran!!lol!!

haha !!!
la2 ..
fisha  :D
Words and hearts should be handled with care
For words mis-spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair

Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #694 on: May 30, 2009, 01:55:35 pm »
The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow.

its a classic  :P



ukhh u googled it again!! >:( >:( >:(

lol!! someone +rep becuz i did b4!!

zara

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #695 on: May 30, 2009, 01:55:53 pm »
joke hea!!
From A Mother With Love
Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
 

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #696 on: May 30, 2009, 01:57:17 pm »
The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow.

its a classic  :P



ukhh u googled it again!! >:( >:( >:(

lol!! someone +rep becuz i did b4!!

lool no i didnt i swear, our english teacher told it to us 2 months ago  :P

Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #697 on: May 30, 2009, 02:00:20 pm »
lol!! ok Q80!! ;D

haha zara liked the joke, a really stupid family!!

another riddle here:

How can you cut a cake into eight parts with just three cuts?

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #698 on: May 30, 2009, 02:01:32 pm »
Can you name five days of the week without saying (or writing) Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday? (Well, it should be an easy riddle :)

this is another one and thx for the +rep!!

yesterday, the day before yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow
Nothing is worse than being surrounded by people and yet you still feel lonely

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #699 on: May 30, 2009, 02:03:03 pm »
lol!! ok Q80!! ;D

haha zara liked the joke, a really stupid family!!

another riddle here:

How can you cut a cake into eight parts with just three cuts?

vertically and horizontally, then thru the middle of the cake
Nothing is worse than being surrounded by people and yet you still feel lonely

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #700 on: May 30, 2009, 02:03:56 pm »
cut the cake in half 3 times ??


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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #701 on: May 30, 2009, 02:05:37 pm »
this is the answer Cut it as you normally cut a cake, in half with one cut, and again with another, resulting in four pieces. Then cut it horizontally in half. This third cut creates eight pieces total.

omar is right i think!! those riddles r really easy...ill get u a very tough ones...

Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #702 on: May 30, 2009, 02:08:18 pm »
 A man is six feet tall, is a clerk at a butcher shop, and wears size 11 shoes. What does he weigh?

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #703 on: May 30, 2009, 02:09:11 pm »
meat ??

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #704 on: May 30, 2009, 02:09:41 pm »
MEAT!!
It's too late for...Roses.

Five finger death punch!