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Offline X Abdulrahman X

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #570 on: May 29, 2009, 09:58:51 pm »
cmon what is it ? i wanna go sleep lol
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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« Reply #571 on: May 29, 2009, 09:59:55 pm »
the B is surrounded by A/C

thats the answer ppl.....ZARA is the winner :D lol

im ready to die :P LOLzz

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #572 on: May 29, 2009, 10:00:09 pm »
here is one
no googlin' it guys:
A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #573 on: May 29, 2009, 10:00:52 pm »
no man m nt...google is...lollzzz
but as i said b4 v wont cheat nemor....
sincere game...

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« Reply #574 on: May 29, 2009, 10:01:33 pm »
which word starts with the letter e ends with the letter e but only has one letter in it?


this is a fast one before i go and sleep.....so please answer quickly :P llol

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #575 on: May 29, 2009, 10:02:34 pm »
here is one
no googlin' it guys:
A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

because of his shiny teeth??

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« Reply #576 on: May 29, 2009, 10:02:52 pm »
here is one
no googlin' it guys:
A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?


i know this one from before......and i couldnt understand the asnwer

solution::

what time is it?

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #577 on: May 29, 2009, 10:03:13 pm »
which word starts with the letter e ends with the letter e but only has one letter in it?


this is a fast one before i go and sleep.....so please answer quickly :P llol

envelope ;D

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #578 on: May 29, 2009, 10:03:39 pm »
the B is surrounded by A/C

thats the answer ppl.....ZARA is the winner :D lol

im ready to die :P LOLzz

haha!! lazem tatdarem tab3an!! >:( >:( >:(

el riddles di!! yasater!! >:(

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #579 on: May 29, 2009, 10:04:12 pm »
gtg byebye peeps Take care :P
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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« Reply #580 on: May 29, 2009, 10:04:33 pm »
Thanks for searchin for it :P

and ur a winner, and i g2g

cya l8r peeps!

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #581 on: May 29, 2009, 10:05:21 pm »
i didnt search
and yes i gtg too
bubye ;)

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #582 on: May 29, 2009, 10:06:28 pm »
kz...bbye guys...
gud nite!!

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #583 on: May 29, 2009, 10:06:48 pm »
um not cuse of his teeth
and yes the answer has to do with time
w 2ih 2lA/C dih....2na 2etna2at :P
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #584 on: May 29, 2009, 10:07:20 pm »
BYE EVERYONE!! AND GOOOOD NIGHT!!

DONT FORGET TO PRAY ISHA!!LOL!!