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Offline ZeroZero82

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #45 on: May 27, 2009, 01:57:34 pm »
Q:How do you kill a Jew?
A:Throw a penny from a bridge.

:P we are lame. Shouldn't we be studying?
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #46 on: May 27, 2009, 01:58:52 pm »
Nope i just find them funny :P
ill go study in a few mins :D
and yea i know ill be banned, thats why we arent in page 10 by now ;)
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #47 on: May 27, 2009, 01:59:47 pm »
haha!! ya u can go study!! :P :P
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #48 on: May 27, 2009, 02:00:20 pm »
3adi law kan dirty bas 3arabi!? :P
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« Reply #49 on: May 27, 2009, 02:08:20 pm »
Quote from: ZeroZero82 on May 27, 2009, 02:00:20 pm
3adi law kan dirty bas 3arabi!? :P

haha!! la3 MOSH 3ADI!! fi mods hena arabs ya zaki!!
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #50 on: May 27, 2009, 02:12:12 pm »
hahahhahahahaa! my dirty jokes are nice =P but i need to say it face to face with the person xD
 bas that's unfair =( we need to laugh..our minds are messed up by the IG's and the dirty jokes are funnier than normal jokes :P
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« Reply #51 on: May 27, 2009, 02:14:40 pm »
ASTGHAFARO ALLAH!! :P :P :P


ok here a riddle!!

who spends the most time in the bathroom??
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #52 on: May 27, 2009, 02:15:24 pm »
hahahaha i couldnt agree more :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #53 on: May 27, 2009, 02:16:06 pm »
Quote from: Monica on May 27, 2009, 02:14:40 pm
ASTGHAFARO ALLAH!! :P :P :P


ok here a riddle!!

who spends the most time in the bathroom??

ME :P I'm always in the bathroom!

I dunno, the sink?!
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #54 on: May 27, 2009, 02:17:52 pm »
lol!!no!!

the answer is the PLUMBER!  ;D
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #55 on: May 27, 2009, 02:20:23 pm »
Quote from: Monica on May 27, 2009, 02:17:52 pm
lol!!no!!

the answer is the PLUMBER!  ;D
ya3ni your saying that they even sleep in the bathroom!? :P
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #56 on: May 27, 2009, 02:23:40 pm »
la2 they work there!! :P

ok another one:

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses??!!
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #57 on: May 27, 2009, 02:28:26 pm »
Due to a mixup on  Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."

Not to be outdone, Britney ripped a $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."

Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy."



hahahaha...:D
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #58 on: May 27, 2009, 02:29:18 pm »
Quote from: Monica on May 27, 2009, 02:23:40 pm
la2 they work there!! :P

ok another one:

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses??!!

A coconut on vacation ? :D :P
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« Reply #59 on: May 27, 2009, 02:31:27 pm »
UKKHH RIGHT!! i think u already know it!! :P :P

haha nice one for the celebs thing!!haha!!
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