JOKES AND Riddles!!

[Monica]

So where do you want your dead body? In the ceiling, or the top of the roof or in the garden with worms ?

Seriously, this thread is so old that no one bothers  to read the first 250 pages. I started posting after that.
So why don't you throw this into the garbage bin and let me create a new thread?  

Throw this in the garbage?!

If I did that humor board would have like 2000 posts only because it would be losing 5000 posts!

Anyone bored and needs a good laugh would flip over any of the pages in this thread and will surely find a joke there!

Just like 'Family' thread or 'Mood' threads which are hundreds of pages, we can't even move them to bin. 

[immortal]

Kratos, go ahead & open a new tread...but make sure it haz only da best of da best...this will keep it short & entertaining
Da rest v cud dump it hear, after all v need a garbage bin

[Monica]

Kratos, go ahead & open a new tread...but make sure it haz only da best of da best...this will keep it short & entertaining
Da rest v cud dump it hear, after all v need a garbage bin

even you!!!!!!!

OMG!  My thread 

You people are so mean! 

[I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!]

Da rest v cud dump it hear, after all v need a garbage bin

haahaahaaahaa.

hi5 immortal.

[immortal]

Ok,now i feel pity on Mony...Kratos der cud b a mor viable solution...because v shud not disregard one of da top treads

[Monica]

Ok,now i feel pity on Mony...Kratos der cud b a mor viable solution...because v shud not disregard one of da top treads

This thread have very nice memories its been there since May 26 2010.

Now people want it in the bin. =[

[I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!]

Nope, I'm not asking you to throw it in the bin. You can leave it the way you want. It will remain forever in our memories.

I'm just saying, lets make a fresh start cause the thread was filled with disputes.

[Monica]

Random Riddle

This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?

[Meticulous]

Random Riddle

This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?

Waterfall

[Monica]

Waterfall

loooooooooooool! Correct!

+rep is your prize.

Did you google it?  or knew it from b4? or used ur very smart mind?

[Monica]

  wow! Your reputation increased with 5 points!

You have been blessed! 

[Meticulous]

haha thanks for blessing me mama!

And lol yeah..i knew it from before

[Monica]

haha thanks for blessing me mama!

And lol yeah..i knew it from before

You knew it from before!

Now I should've never given u 5 points!  You cheater! You shouldve said 'i knew it from before please don't give a +rep because I don't deserve it, I need to solve a riddle first' 

You will have to answer all the coming 3 ones of else I will -rep you  jk 

Here is one for KG1  :

What word doesn't belong in this group?
that, hat, what, mat, cat, sat, pat, chat

[Monica]

Solve this one also :

Two sentries were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyoe approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, "Why are you smiling?"

How did he know that his companion was smiling?

[Monica]

Needs logic :

Mom, Dad, and 2 kids have come to a river, and they find a boat. It is small and can only carry one adult or 2 kids at a time. Both kids are good rowers, but how can the whole family reach the other side of the river?