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JOKES AND Riddles!!
Nobody:
:D :D :D
ROFL !
Dibss:
A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano.
"Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!" Says the man.
"Oh, well there's this genie round the back of bar, and he grants you whatever wish you want."
Sure enough, the man goes round the back of the bar and there sits a genie.
"You grant wishes right?"
"Yes." replies the genie.
"Hmm, I'd like a million bucks."
Then, out of nowhere, a million ducks appear, and waddle behind the annoyed man as he goes back into the bar.
"Look, that genie gave me ducks instead of bucks!"
His friends sitting at the table replies,
"Well yeah, do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?"
::)
A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop."
The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars."
The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing. He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup.
The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars."
The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money.
The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet."
The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done."
:P
WARRIOR:
loool nice ones ! pretty smart even !
muzxx:
--- Quote from: Monica on July 09, 2010, 05:13:15 pm ---ROFL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! looooooooool! That made me laugh! loooool. :D :P
--- End quote ---
dont laugh that much dude, we never know we can be the one driving the luxury car, i.e the victim!!
lol
thukon:
WOW i cant beLIEVE this thread is still going strong... 2 years ago when I was about to sit for my IG boards, this thread was commonly posted on by me... now im soon sitting for IB.... ohhh nostalgia :-\
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