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I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Another riddle.
You can produce the sound of two cheeks farting. Now, how does one cheek sound?
elemis:
I wouldnt know; maybe you could tell us since you have experience in such things given your weird anatomy :P
nid404:
--- Quote from: Ari Ben Canaan on June 09, 2010, 11:30:10 am ---I wouldnt know; maybe you could tell us since you have experience in such things given your weird anatomy :P
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LOL Ari. You crack me up! :D
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
--- Quote from: Ari Ben Canaan on June 09, 2010, 11:30:10 am ---I wouldnt know; maybe you could tell us since you have experience in such things given your weird anatomy :P
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Kids like you should be in your books.
You wouldn't know a thing about zen. ::)
Also,From my book of Really Gross Facts: "The longest recorded fart lasted 2 minutes and 42 seconds". Last week I wouldn't have been able to supply this vital information. Someone brought me it back from holiday (why, I don't know).
Bonus fact(?): "If one person farted continually for 81 months they would produce the same amount of energy as a nuclear bomb".
Bonus bonus fact: "women fart 3 times more during the day than men".
elemis:
@Kratos Extra-Bonus-Bonus Fact : Kratos is a pervert who farts and collects the gas so that he can cook with it :P
Actually I am going to refrain from posting about this stuff anymore - its below my dignity
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