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AS girl:

--- Quote from: Monica on May 26, 2009, 11:05:39 pm ---How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.  ;D

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hehehe i keep telling my friend to be a lawyer cuz she's good at lying!! Never caught her
Nice one though

Keep going! ;)

Monica:

--- Quote from: IG girl on May 26, 2009, 11:10:44 pm ---
--- Quote from: Monica on May 26, 2009, 11:05:39 pm ---How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.  ;D

--- End quote ---

hehehe i keep telling my friend to be a lawyer cuz she's good at lying!! Never caught her
Nice one though

Keep going! ;)

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haha, thx!! hey post any riddles if u want!! :)

AS girl:

--- Quote from: Monica on May 26, 2009, 11:11:52 pm ---
--- Quote from: IG girl on May 26, 2009, 11:10:44 pm ---
--- Quote from: Monica on May 26, 2009, 11:05:39 pm ---How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.  ;D

--- End quote ---

hehehe i keep telling my friend to be a lawyer cuz she's good at lying!! Never caught her
Nice one though

Keep going! ;)

--- End quote ---

haha, thx!! hey post any riddles if u want!! :)

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Can't think of any riddle now lol if anything comes to my mind i'll surely post it :D

Monica:
OK THIS ONE IS A RIDDLE (I GOT FROM A WEBSITE LOL!!)

WHY DID THE TEACHER WEAR SUNGLASSES TO SCHOOL??

astarmathsandphysics:
I'm bad! Really bad. Nobody is badder than me.

I'm sick! Sicko! So sick the sickos in sickoland are sick of the sight of me.

And thick too! I 's so stupid I have the stuiddest stupid laugh in the land of the stupid people (england)

I'm mad. Madder than a mad cow. Madder than the maddest mad hatter, madder than a million mad rats locked up masddening each other to mad insanity.

I'm a liar. No it's tru, I am lying. Hope you believe me.

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