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--- Quote from: Lord Kratos on May 31, 2010, 10:31:45 am ---ANother one guys!!!! 8) 8) 8) 8)Am I cool or what? 8) 8) 8)
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?"
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lol....i hav a q...seriously were do u get these frm
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
MUAAHAAAHAAAHAAA :P
A little girl asked her dad if she can take the dog out for a walk.
Her dad said no because the dog was in heat!The girl said please,then her dad said yes and poured gas on the dogs.
But when the little girl comes back,she asked if she could take the dog for a walk again,and her dad said yes and put more gas on the dogs.
But when the little girl comes back this time,she didn't have the dog,and her dad asked were the dog was and the little girl said the dog ran out of gas and another dog is pushing it home.
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Another :P
What should u never do to a blind guy ?
Punch them in the face and say bet ya never saw that coming.
And what should u never do to a guy that's got no legs and is on a wheel chair ?
Attach a bomb to the wheel chair and tell them to run.
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
NEVER TRUST A WOMAN!!!! :P
A man and a woman, best friends for ages are sitting in a bar, the woman, (rather hastily) asks the man to marry her, the man (also rather hastily) sais yes, but the woman, very pleased to be engaged suddenly turns serious and says, "i will only marry you if you do not look in the top drawer of my bedside cabinet, the man, (rather confuzzled) agrees to it as they are just married and it won't be anything bad.
70 years later the man, on his death bed, asks the woman "as we have been married for a while now and i am nearing the end of my life, can I look in your top drawer?"
The woman surprisingly to the man, answers yes, so the man opens the top drawer and finds 3 eggs and a million dollars, the man first asks what the eggs are for, the woman replies "Everytime I have been bad or lied to you I put an egg in the drawer", the man rather happy that she's only been disfaithful 3 times then asks, what is the million dollars all about then, the woman with a small grin on her face says, "Everytime I got half a dozen eggs I sold them"!!!
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
A man was in jail for 35 years. While in jail he finds an ant and tells himself this is going to be the best well trained ant to ever live.
He teaches it to do tricks over the years, and many other amazing feats. He finally gets out of jail and walks into a bar. He places the ant on the counter as he calls the bartender over. He points at the ant as the bartender leans down to look. The bartender frowns as he balls up his fist and slams it down on the ant as he says "yeah, damn things are everywhere"
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